{"id":9785,"date":"2010-08-17T10:45:32","date_gmt":"2010-08-17T10:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/drishtikone\/2010\/08\/call-hold\/"},"modified":"2010-08-17T10:45:32","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T10:45:32","slug":"call-hold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/drishtikone\/2010\/08\/call-hold\/","title":{"rendered":"Call on hold"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Thank you for you patience<br>\nbut all our girls are busy!<br>\nJuliet? she is not there<br>\nmoreover, you cannot be choosy<\/p>\n<p>You are a valued customer,<br>\nshortly someone will be with you<br>\nthey are handling others now<br>\nwill talk to you once through<br>\n<!--break--><br>\nOne guiding the ignorant\u2026<br>\none seducing a prospect!<br>\none listening to an intellect\u2026<br>\nwhile one flirts with an idiot<\/p>\n<p>Your call is important<br>\nso please be on line\u2026<br>\none should be free any moment<br>\nand you will find her fine\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for your patience<br>\nplease continue to hold,<br>\nthis call will be monitored<br>\nso resist from being too bold!<\/p>\n<p>We ask you to hold..<br>\nyour problem for a wee bit<br>\ntill we find some one..<br>\nwho will be a perfect fit<\/p>\n<p>This call is also chargeable<br>\nfor the complete duration\u2026<br>\nwe will sure speak some time,<br>\nunless you drop in frustration!<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 DD<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you for you patience<br \/>\nbut all our girls are busy!<br \/>\nJuliet? she is not there<br \/>\nmoreover, you cannot be choosy<\/p>\n<p>You are a valued customer,<br \/>\nshortly someone will be with you<br \/>\nthey are handling others now<br \/>\nwill talk to you once through<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1544,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[216,670,1098,1323,1564,2290,3393,3414],"class_list":["post-9785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-airtel","tag-call","tag-dth","tag-funny","tag-hold","tag-mobile","tag-tata_sky","tag-telecom"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Call on hold<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Thank you for you patience but all our girls are busy! 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