{"id":116,"date":"2010-12-21T01:13:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-21T08:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/egregioustwaddle\/2010\/12\/dear-lord-baby-jesus\/"},"modified":"2016-05-02T10:49:24","modified_gmt":"2016-05-02T16:49:24","slug":"dear-lord-baby-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/egregioustwaddle\/2010\/12\/dear-lord-baby-jesus.html","title":{"rendered":"Dear Lord, Baby Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Tis the season when Christians collectively bemoan the commercialization of the holy day, reminding ourselves of the importance of turning away from the retail rat race and putting Christ back into Christmas. Yesterday, though, while tuning one ear to the Christmas muzak playing in one of my favorite coffee establishments (as it has been playing incessantly for a month now, in every part of the public square) it occurred to me that this commercialization is actually putting Christ and Christianity right smack into everyone\u2019s face . . . or ears, anyway. It\u2019s stealth evangelization, carried out not by missionaries but by loudspeakers.<\/p>\n<p>What other effort or initiative undertaken by any denomination gets Christianity into the subconscious of so many people? Overtly religious Christmas carols make up at least half of the all-Christmas-music-all-the-time playlist; no wall of separation here! Some of the most familiar of these carols combine lyrics that offer a veritable <i>summa theologica<\/i> with melodies impossible to eradicate from memory. Want an answer to Anselm\u2019s <i>Cur Deus homo <\/i>(\u201cWhy did God become human?\u201d)? Listen to \u201cHark! The Herald Angels Sing\u201d:<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: inherit\">Mild he lays his glory by,<br>Born that man no more may die,<br>Born to raise the sons of earth,<br>Born to give them second birth.<br>Risen with healing in his wings,<br>Light and life to all he brings . . .<br><\/span><br>That same carol neatly tackles Original Sin and its cure (\u201c<span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: inherit\">Rise, the Woman\u2019s conquering Seed,\u00a0<\/span>Bruise in us the Serpent\u2019s head.\u00a0Adam\u2019s likeness now efface:\u00a0Stamp Thine image in its place;\u00a0Second Adam, from above,\u00a0<span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: inherit\">Reinstate us in thy love\u201d) and the question of Christ\u2019s true nature that troubled empires\u00a0<span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: inherit\">(\u201c<\/span><\/span><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: inherit\">Christ, by highest heaven adored;\u00a0Christ, the everlasting Lord;\u00a0Late in time behold him come,\u00a0Offspring of the Virgin\u2019s womb.\u00a0Veiled in flesh the Godhead see;\u00a0Hail the incarnate Deity,\u00a0Pleased as man with man to dwell;\u00a0Jesus, our Emmanuel<span style=\"color: #003300;font-size: small\">\u201c). <\/span><span style=\"font-size: small\">This serious theology comes swaddled in references to what Will Ferrell\u2019s Ricky Bobby, in \u201cTalladega Nights,\u201d astutely argues is everybody\u2019s favorite image of God: the Christmas Jesus. (This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VVJSEEOybIw&amp;feature=related\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">clip<\/a> has been sanitized for family viewing.)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: 16px\"><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: inherit\"><span style=\"font-size: small\"><br><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div>Audible marketplace evangelization doesn\u2019t limit itself to the Nativity story. There\u2019s Christian social teaching in \u201cO Holy Night\u201d:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Truly He taught us to love one another;<\/div>\n<div>His law is love and His gospel is peace.<\/div>\n<div>Chains shall he break, for the slave is our brother,<\/div>\n<div>And in His name all oppression shall cease.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Looking for some sing-along eschatology? Here it is, in \u201cIt Came Upon the Midnight Clear\u201d:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>For lo! the days are hastening on, by prophets seen of old,<\/div>\n<div>When with the ever-circling years shall come the days foretold,<\/div>\n<div>When peace shall over all the earth its ancient splendors fling<\/div>\n<div>And the whole world give back the song which now the angels sing.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Catechism in Aisle 6! Think how many times these and countless other musical sermons, delivered by preachers from Ella Fitzgerald to Josh Groban, are heard over the weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas! How many times a day the name of Jesus is mentioned! We Christians have always had a little minaret envy of Islam, I suspect, wishing that we too could sing our beliefs from the rooftops several times a day. 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