{"id":13081,"date":"2019-02-18T20:46:46","date_gmt":"2019-02-19T00:46:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/euangelion\/?p=13081"},"modified":"2019-02-18T21:01:26","modified_gmt":"2019-02-19T01:01:26","slug":"how-to-make-anglicanism-great-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/euangelion\/2019\/02\/how-to-make-anglicanism-great-again\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Make Anglicanism Great Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Okay, in my latest spare-time project, I\u2019m planning to #MakeAnglicanismGreatAgain (or #MAnGA). I have several strategies, let me know what you think:<\/p>\n<p>a. Make Wesley Hill a bishop, the brother will totally rock a purple shirt.<br>\nb. Make Amy Peeler Archbishop of Canterbury, the sister can preach.<br>\nc. Build a wall around Hillsong and make Brian Houston pay for it.<br>\nd. Bring back the 1559 Prayer Book and force Baptists to use it.<br>\ne. Get the Nigerian Anglican Primate Nicholas Okoh to teach an \u201cIntroduction to Anglicanism\u201d course at Yale Divinity School.<br>\nf. Rename Wheaton College as Anglicans-R-Us.<br>\ng. Resurrect Henry VIII to be the Supreme Governor of the Church of America.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m pretty sure I can sell a lot of this merchandise to the GAFCON folks for whom #MAnGA is real thing!<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise, if anyone can come up with a better way to #MAngGA, put it in the comments below, and I will send you a #MAngA hat.<\/p>\n<p>NB: This is humor, a parody of the pro-Trump MAGA hats, not an endorsement of Trump, MAGA, or anything related to the policies of the current US administration. It is humor. It is a parody. This is to be laughed at, or even with, but please, no angry emails. If this offends you, please eats some red meat, because you might have an irony deficiency.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, in my latest spare-time project, I\u2019m planning to #MakeAnglicanismGreatAgain (or #MAnGA). I have several strategies, let me know what you think: a. Make Wesley Hill a bishop, the brother will totally rock a purple shirt. b. Make Amy Peeler Archbishop of Canterbury, the sister can preach. c. 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