CASSIUS: Tell me, good Brutus, can you see your face?

BRUTUS: No, Cassius, for the eye sees not itself

But by reflection, by some other things.

—Julius Caesar, I.ii.51-3. (That is a real quotation from Julius Caesar. Here, a quotation from Julius Caesar has been replaced by dark, sparkling Folger’s crystals. Can you tell the difference? –What is the sound of one ax grinding?–Ed.)