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I\u2019m presenting at the Gay Christian Network conference (see my report from last year<\/a>) and that\u2019s stellar. I have the organizational skills of an especially somnolent area rug, which is less stellar, so I don\u2019t have a place to stay yet. The conference takes place in Houston Jan 7 \u2013 10<\/strong>. My presentation is Friday afternoon. I really need a place to park my carcass. In exchange for a spare bed\/couch, I would be glad to speak to your church, book club, dueling society, etc etc. I do Gay Catholic Whatnot<\/a> but also friendship<\/a> as a form of kinship and vocational discernment for twentysomethings. Or I could read from my super new book<\/a>! I like kids and love cats. If you have a spare six feet by two feet, PLEASE email me! eve_tushnet@yahoo.com<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"