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You don\u2019t have to be blogwatching, but it helps\u2026<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Holy Whapping<\/strong> provides awesome Philip Neri\/celebrity-cardboard-cutout action!<\/a> Via Sparrow Fallen<\/a>.<\/p>\n

In other weird saint news, yesterday was the feast of Saints Processus and Martinian, patrons of wardens, jailers, and prison police. (That\u2019s because St. Paul converted them when he was imprisoned, and they suffered martyrdom proclaiming the Gospel their prisoner taught them.) Today is the feast of St. Thomas, but I think you can find the Caravaggio painting by yourself.<\/p>\n

Overlawyered <\/a><\/strong>turns ten! For all your corporate-collusion-with-government-regulation needs!<\/p>\n

My column at Inside Catholic<\/strong> has provoked much comments-boxing<\/a>. For the moment I feel no further desire to box, but I thought I\u2019d point it out. And I really will talk about problems and tensions with renewing the Catholic tradition of vowed friendship\u2026 either later tonight, or on Sunday. They, uh, won\u2019t be the same problems these commenters seem to batten on.<\/p>\n

And the current Commonweal <\/strong><\/em>has a really good, basic piece on religious abuse at Guantanamo. I don\u2019t think it\u2019s online yet.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"