{"id":1061,"date":"2009-06-26T22:41:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-26T22:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/2009\/06\/1061\/"},"modified":"2009-06-26T22:41:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-26T22:41:00","slug":"1061","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/2009\/06\/1061.html","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><strong>TURN YOUR WATCH, TURN YOUR WATCH BACK\/ABOUT A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS<\/strong>: I only remember two songs from my childhood, listening to \u201cQ-107, Washington\u2019s Top 40!\u201d I remember \u201cKarma Chameleon,\u201d which for some reason I associate with the yellow schoolbus taking me to Jewish day camp.<\/p>\n<p>And I remember \u201cBillie Jean,\u201d on the playgrounds of Shepherd Elementary\u2013a school named after a segregationist, where I doubt I knew fifteen other white kids, but the white kids I <em>did <\/em>know were almost all in the gifted-and-talented program, because that\u2019s the way racism works. That\u2019s why, as Ta-Nehisi Coates has said so often, you can\u2019t fix police brutality by painting the Policeman Barbies black. \u201cMeritocracy\u201d in a post-colonialist world is the worst caricature of Calvinism, where you\u2019re pre-damned and you\u2019re supposed to like it.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<em>Anyway<\/em>. \u201cABC, easy as 1-2-3\u201d was part of the old hand-clapping rhyme I learned, which sometimes ended, \u201cWe got the power!\u201d with the Black Power fist. Nobody ever thought it was weird that a white girl did that ending. Nobody ever thought it was weird that black kids and white kids would pull their eyes up for the \u201cChinese, Japanese, Indian Chief!\u201d rhyme.<\/p>\n<p>(Sometimes we ended the ABC rhyme, \u201cNow you got the chicken power!\u201d I don\u2019t know what <em>that <\/em>signified!)<\/p>\n<p>On Thursday, I was on my way to my volunteer stint with the Capitol Hill Pregnancy Center when an older black woman stopped me to ask if I\u2019d heard: Had I heard that Michael Jackson died? I wasn\u2019t sure it was true until I got home, but I could pretty much hear in her voice that it was real.<\/p>\n<p>Michael Jackson was part of the culture which formed me, and that\u2019s just inescapable, no matter your ultimate judgment of everything we heard about after the \u201980s.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alltooflat.com\/about\/personal\/sean\/2009\/06\/carnival_of_souls_special_no_m.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sean Collins does the caveats a lot better than I could.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TURN YOUR WATCH, TURN YOUR WATCH BACK\/ABOUT A HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS: I only remember two songs from my childhood, listening to \u201cQ-107, Washington\u2019s Top 40!\u201d I remember \u201cKarma Chameleon,\u201d which for some reason I associate with the yellow schoolbus taking me to Jewish day camp. 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