{"id":13167,"date":"2020-02-05T17:14:24","date_gmt":"2020-02-05T21:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/?p=13167"},"modified":"2020-02-05T17:14:24","modified_gmt":"2020-02-05T21:14:24","slug":"everyone-is-female-and-everyone-hates-it-i-review-a-queer-theory-comedy-chapbook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/2020\/02\/everyone-is-female-and-everyone-hates-it-i-review-a-queer-theory-comedy-chapbook.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Everyone Is Female, And Everyone Hates It&#8221;: I review a queer theory\/comedy chapbook"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>at <em>Commonweal<\/em>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cEveryone is female, and everyone hates it.\u201d This is the thesis of Andrea Long Chu\u2019s performatively edgy, frequently hilarious chapbook, <em>Females<\/em>, which is both a work of queer theory and a satire on its excesses. It\u2019s feminist theory fueled by contradictions within feminism\u2014and it\u2019s also, unintentionally, an indictment of contemporary Christianity.<\/p>\n<p>To be \u201cfemale,\u201d here, is to be subjected, \u201cto be defined by self-negation,\u201d to scoop out your own desires and replace them with somebody else\u2019s, desiring only to be what <em>he<\/em> desires. \u201cI am female,\u201d Chu writes, \u201cAnd you, dear reader, are female, even\u2014especially\u2014if you are not a woman.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s female to be catcalled. It\u2019s female to dress seductively. But it\u2019s at least as female to hand over your customer\u2019s order with a smile and the corporate-mandated phrase, \u201cMy pleasure.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.commonwealmagazine.org\/everyone-female\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">more<\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>at Commonweal: \u201cEveryone is female, and everyone hates it.\u201d This is the thesis of Andrea Long Chu\u2019s performatively edgy, frequently hilarious chapbook, Females, which is both a work of queer theory and a satire on its excesses. It\u2019s feminist theory fueled by contradictions within feminism\u2014and it\u2019s also, unintentionally, an indictment of contemporary Christianity. 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