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I come home in the morning light,<\/em><\/strong>
My blogwatch says, \u201cWhen you gonna live your life right?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Jane Galt<\/strong>: \u201cThe disappearance of monkey bars, on the other hand, is a clear national tragedy. Ours were helpfully made out of steel and soared over our parents heads, so that when you fell onto the concrete below you knew you\u2019d really climbed something<\/a>. The current models in that playground are less than two feet off the ground, made of plastic, and look like about as much daring fun as Singles Bingo Night at Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrows.\u201d<\/p>\n

Paleo-Future<\/strong>: Oh, this is amazing<\/a><\/em>. If it\u2019s too big for your computer, you can see a little version here<\/a>\u2013it\u2019s the last image.<\/p>\n

The Rat<\/strong>: Why you should read Gina Kolata\u2019s Rethinking Thin<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"