{"id":1749,"date":"2007-05-14T23:57:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-14T23:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/2007\/05\/1749\/"},"modified":"2007-05-14T23:57:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-14T23:57:00","slug":"1749","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/2007\/05\/1749.html","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><strong>IN SEARCH OF LOST PANTS<\/strong>: Search requests bringing people to this ramshackle blog. 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