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T.M.I.? <\/strong>A while ago, I realized that for years I\u2019d been harboring a dark and suppressed anger: I resent dolphins.<\/p>\n

Seriously.<\/p>\n

What makes them <\/em>think they\u2019re so smart?<\/p>\n

They\u2019re like all peaceful and junk. They\u2019re like the annoying hippies who hold you in contempt because you\u2019re not as mellow and One with the Universe as they are, and also you think they should get a job.<\/p>\n

So you can see that this Onion <\/em>story<\/a> would affect me adversely.<\/p>\n

Just look at the one in the photo. I mean, don\u2019t you want to slap that smug smile right off its blue face?<\/p>\n

Via The Rat<\/a>\u2013member of a far preferable species. They may spread disease, but at least they\u2019re not stuck up.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"