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\u201cDESIRE: APRIL FOOLS\u201d: The fifth and final installment of the current short story. This one was fun. What happens to Holly, the world\u2019s first bachelorette adulterer? You can get the final segment here or\u2013I recommend doing it this way\u2013start from the beginning here. Friday, I\u2019ll start posting \u201cGetting Fired.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n
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