{"id":393,"date":"2011-06-13T17:07:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-13T17:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/2011\/06\/393\/"},"modified":"2011-06-13T17:07:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-13T17:07:00","slug":"393","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/2011\/06\/393.html","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><span style=\"font-weight:bold\">IF WHISKEY WERE A WOMAN, HOW MUCH WOULD I OWE IN ALIMONY?<\/span> Also last week, I saw <span style=\"font-style:italic\">Everything Must Go<\/span>, now playing at the E Street Cinema and the AFI Silver theater. Will Ferrell gets fired for being an alcoholic mess, and comes home to find his wife gone, the locks changed, and all his possessions on the front lawn. He basically says, \u201cWell to hell with it then,\u201d and lives on the lawn, holding an ongoing yard sale to get around local zoning laws. Based on a short story by Raymond Carver.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not a perfect movie. There\u2019s some on-the-nose dialogue and at least one over-easy plot twist, which I thought let our hero off a bit cheaply. Ferrell\u2019s character befriends a local kid who\u2019s played with a <span style=\"font-style:italic\">very<\/span> flat affect, which sort of worked for me but was a bit distracting; I imagine a lot of people would chalk it up to bad acting even though I\u2019m not sure it really was. It\u2019s certainly <span style=\"font-style:italic\">noticeable<\/span> acting.<\/p>\n<p>That said, this movie really struck me. It\u2019s cringingly funny and poignant, heartbreaking and almost-but-not-quite-defeated, a story about salvage. Ferrell is terrific, completely convincing, and his intensely public rock-bottom really brings home that Mother Theresa line, \u201cThere is no humility without humiliation.\u201d There\u2019s a certain relief to having hidden shames exposed, <span style=\"font-style:italic\">getting it over with<\/span>\u2013even when the people doing the exposure are staining their own souls through pride and cruelty\u2013and that experience can also be a path toward redemption. I could\u2019ve watched several more hours of this stuff. A different version of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XyCn8IC5RpE\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">this<\/a> is the closing song and it\u2019s well-earned. 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