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\u201cShe reregistered the apartment in her own name. I\u2019m like the heir or something.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThen kill her! Have you forgotten how it\u2019s done? Make it look like an accident.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI can\u2019t. I just got baptized. I made a vow, for the rest of my life.\u201d \u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cHow about this,\u201d Maxim said, interrupting the silence. \u201cI\u2019ll kick her out myself. Then you\u2019ll be off the hook. Where\u2019s your place?\u201d
\u2013in which someone volunteers to be a shabbos goy for murder; from Vladimir Tuchkov, \u201cPure Ponds, Dirty Sex or Two Army Buddies Meet,\u201d in Moscow Noir<\/span> ed. Natalia Smirnova and Julia Goumen<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cShe reregistered the apartment in her own name. I\u2019m like the heir or something.\u201d \u201cThen kill her! Have you forgotten how it\u2019s done? Make it look like an accident.\u201d \u201cI can\u2019t. I just got baptized. I made a vow, for the rest of my life.\u201d \u2026 \u201cHow about this,\u201d Maxim said, interrupting the silence. \u201cI\u2019ll […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1071,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nEve Tushnet<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\""She reregistered the apartment in her own name. I'm like the heir or something.""Then kill her! Have you forgotten how it's done? 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