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NOW THIS IS POOR BUT HONEST<\/span>. \u201cAnd if the new job doesn\u2019t work out after you bet all of your chips, you\u2019re triple fucked. And at that point the world will wag its finger at you and tell you how irresponsible it was to move when you were so poor. \u2018Ha, you poor people are always doing stupid shit like that!\u2019<\/a>\u201c<\/p>\n

Cracked.com, so obviously the language and imagery are quite rough, but I am a huge fan of John Cheese and find his writing almost always worth my time.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"