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THE OLD CONTEST<\/a><\/b> got very few responses. I am unloved. So we\u2019ll skip directly to the new contest. (Apologies to both people who actually sent in entries\u2026)<\/p>\n

The new contest: Haiku! Send me haiku (5-7-5) on any topic that seems EveTushnet.com-like\u2013politics, culture, whatnot. Shamed <\/a>offers some examples:<\/p>\n

Pro-clones hate Ramesh,
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But won\u2019t say when life begins:
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Science uber-what?<\/p>\n

Britney f***ing Spears,
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Stop teasing dirty old men:
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Do porn, already!<\/p>\n

You\u2019re Republican?
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Even though you\u2019re also black?
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Conform, man, conform!<\/p>\n

Andrew Sullivan,
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Great writer and editor,
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Should not act in tights.<\/p>\n

Bush versus Reno:
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All of Florida will vote,
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I smell a recount.<\/p>\n

Having too much fun!
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Need to stop and do some work,
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So, only one more.<\/p>\n

Get a phone, Tushnet!
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Seriously, get a phone
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So that we can call.<\/p>\n

As always, send entries to eve_tushnet@yahoo.com. Results posted in two weeks.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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