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CONTEST WINNERS!<\/b> Here, without further ado, the best entries in the Rejected Campaign Slogans contest<\/a>. A new contest is forthcoming. Uncredited entries are by me. [Edited because I forgot some.]
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Rejected Campaign Slogans for\u2026
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THE DEMOCRATS<\/b>. What do you mean, your <\/i>money? (Jim Henley<\/a>)
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A glorious mosaic of public-sector unions. (Ben A)
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Can\u2019t somebody else do it? (Joseph De Feo<\/a>)
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Fighting to keep America Mexican. (De Feo) (you say that like it\u2019s a bad thing! \u2013ed<\/i>.)
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Because everyone\u2019s a victim.
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More union, less labor.
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Death \u2018n\u2019 taxes.
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We care a lot.
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Kennedys: See them again, for the first time.
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Envy, Wrath, and Lust.
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Please, think of the kittens.<\/p>\n

THE REPUBLICANS<\/b>. Gluttony, Greed, and Sloth.
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Just like the Democrats\u2013only slower. (Henley)
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This is your gross pay. This is your net pay. Any questions? (TS O\u2019Rama)
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The Party of Limited Government\u2013unless it\u2019s important. (Henley)
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Diet caffeine-free socialism. (inspired by Hugh K. Myers, but actually by your editor)
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Standing athwart history yelling, \u201cWait for me!\u201d
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Jesus hated the estate tax.
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The Saudis aren\u2019t evil; they\u2019re just confused.
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Fry Mumia.
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The Dark Side of White America. (De Feo)
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The White Side of Dark America. (De Feo)
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Leviathan, with a Southern accent.
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Southern efficiency, Northern charm.
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Guns don\u2019t kill people. Scientists kill people.
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Because we like guns and <\/i>butter. (Charlie Park<\/a>)<\/p>\n

THE GREENS<\/b>. Die, Human Scum! (Henley)
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The Party of Moral Equivalence
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Ivy-League Populism
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Utopia is just a chant away.
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Do animal fetuses have rights?
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Vote for Nader before the CIA gets him!
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Dolphin-safe.
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For people who think the war is all about oil in Kazakhstan.
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Warning: Contains nuts.<\/p>\n

THE LIBERTARIANS<\/b>. America\u2019s Third-Largest Third Party. (Henley)
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Going to extraordinary lengths to prove that even a little power corrupts. (Henley)
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Let them eat quiche. (O\u2019Rama)
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Putting the \u201cI\u201d in \u201claissez-faire.\u201d (Park)
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Can you say \u201cFountainhead\u201d in Klingon? (Ben A)
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Because you can\u2019t spell \u201csocialism\u201d without OSHA.
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But that\u2019s unconstitutional!
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Armies of one.
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Death Before Relevance<\/p>\n

Thanks to all who wrote in.
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