{"id":8438,"date":"2014-06-10T20:32:48","date_gmt":"2014-06-11T00:32:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/?p=8438"},"modified":"2014-06-10T20:32:48","modified_gmt":"2014-06-11T00:32:48","slug":"17th-century-wind-up-drinking-robot-goddess-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/2014\/06\/17th-century-wind-up-drinking-robot-goddess-game.html","title":{"rendered":"17th-Century Wind-Up Drinking Robot Goddess Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>It\u2019s like a Mad Libs of awesome:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It turns out our modern drinking games are weak sauce compared to how European aristocrats partied in the 17th century. Today it\u2019s often about how many shots you can handle in under an hour or what word will signal a waterfall on the latest <em>Bachelorette. <\/em>Back then, it was apparently about mechanical, heavy, often pointy, and usually animated objects that carried a ton of booze.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.substance.com\/this-is-what-a-17th-century-drinking-game-looked-like\/7186\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">more<\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s like a Mad Libs of awesome: It turns out our modern drinking games are weak sauce compared to how European aristocrats partied in the 17th century. Today it\u2019s often about how many shots you can handle in under an hour or what word will signal a waterfall on the latest Bachelorette. 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