{"id":9793,"date":"2015-06-24T20:24:20","date_gmt":"2015-06-25T00:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/?p=9793"},"modified":"2015-06-24T20:24:20","modified_gmt":"2015-06-25T00:24:20","slug":"we-find-corpses-5-weird-truths-of-cleaning-port-a-johns-cracked-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/evetushnet\/2015\/06\/we-find-corpses-5-weird-truths-of-cleaning-port-a-johns-cracked-again.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;We Find Corpses: 5 Weird Truths of Cleaning Port-a-Johns&#8221;: Cracked, Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Sorry to do this twice, but their personal-experience articles are such a mixed bag that I feel obligated to note when they find a real, uh, hidden gem:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If you were an alien sent to Earth to study humans, what one profession would give you the best insight into how people work? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/personal-experiences-1268-5-things-i-learned-as-cop-that-movies-wont-show-you.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Beat cop<\/a>? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/personal-experiences-1356-5-horrifying-things-only-garbagemen-know-about-you.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Trash collector<\/a>? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/personal-experiences-1392-6-unsexy-realities-being-phone-sex-operator.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Phone sex operator<\/a>? Well, we\u2019ve got a candidate here you would have never picked: The guy who cleans your port-a-potties.<\/p>\n<p>We talked to a guy who, every day, is elbow-deep \u2014 sometimes quite literally \u2014 in all your dirty little secrets, and he had amazing things to say:<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/personal-experiences-1724-we-find-corpses-5-weird-truths-cleaning-porta-johns.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">more<\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry to do this twice, but their personal-experience articles are such a mixed bag that I feel obligated to note when they find a real, uh, hidden gem: If you were an alien sent to Earth to study humans, what one profession would give you the best insight into how people work? Beat cop? 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