{"id":4356,"date":"2013-05-09T15:56:26","date_gmt":"2013-05-09T15:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/faithforward\/?p=4356"},"modified":"2013-05-09T15:56:26","modified_gmt":"2013-05-09T15:56:26","slug":"substitutionary-sniffles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/faithforward\/2013\/05\/substitutionary-sniffles\/","title":{"rendered":"Substitutionary Sniffles"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Before Jesus died for my sins,<br>\nDid he catch cold for them, too?<br>\nDid he sniffle for my pettiness?<br>\nDid he cough for my pride?<br>\nDid he sneeze for my anger?<br>\nWhen Jesus stubbed his toe,<br>\nWho was forgiven, and for what?<br>\nWhen he scraped his knee,<br>\nWhose load of guilt was lifted?<br>\nWhen he cut his finger,<br>\nWhat little evils were washed away<br>\nBy that half-teaspoon of his blood?<br>\nWhat layers of resentment<br>\nWere peeled away, and from whom,<br>\nWhen Jesus had a sunburn?<br>\nDid Jesus sacrificially offer his headaches<br>\nTo substitute for the consequences<br>\nFor our willful ignorance<br>\nOf the sufferings of others?<br>\nIf he did, I want to be like him,<br>\nAnd put my miseries to work<br>\nFor the incremental salvation<br>\nOf humanity.<br>\nMy runny nose<br>\nErases your greedy deed.<br>\nMy sore back<br>\nForgives your white lie.<br>\nMy age spots cover<br>\nThe stupid stuff you do in your youth.<br>\nIf all of us dedicated our wounds and aches<br>\nFor the cause of forgiveness,<br>\nIf we let our weaknesses<br>\nOpen doors of compassion for each other,<br>\nMaybe nobody would have to die for our sins \u2013<br>\nNot even Jesus.<\/p>\n<p>JIM BURKLO<br>\nWebsite: JIMBURKLO.COM     Weblog: MUSINGS: www.tcpc.blogs.com\/musings<br>\nFollow me on twitter: @jtburklo<\/p>\n<p>Associate Dean of Religious Life, University of Southern California<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before Jesus died for my sins, Did he catch cold for them, too? 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