This recipe is so easy, anyone can follow it! No need to memorize nor even to write down the instructions! Certainly don\u2019t attend a cooking school to learn how to prepare this\u2014it will only confirm you in the error of your ways! And don\u2019t bother worrying about quantities of ingredients\u2014nay, even which<\/em> ingredients to use! Such things as detail, careful measurement, and attention to processes, methods, and techniques are unimportant! So long as your final product is heartfelt, it will be as warming as chicken soup to the wondering soul.<\/p>\n Here is one example of such deliciousness:<\/p>\n Birds evolved from twentieth-century American automobiles, which tells us that winged creatures of the sky were formed right here in America, the Promised Land, God\u2019s Own Country. You don\u2019t believe me? Observe how like a Chevrolet a bird is! They both have very similar coloring in places, both are possessed of round black orbs, a bird has wings like a Chevy has doors, that can be extended or retracted depending on need, and both, most clearly and important, are capable of movement, sometimes at very high speeds. What does all this evidence<\/em> mean? Of course that the maker of Chevrolet also made this poor little sparrow that had an unfortunate meeting with my kitchen window! What? You don\u2019t believe me, you elitist sparrow-hater? Well, that\u2019s because GM doesn\u2019t want<\/em> you to make the connection. Remember Enron? WorldCom? Lehman Brothers? AIG? Well, GM\u2019s bailout is the result of the same process of lying and cover-up. What? So what if birds do their travel by air? This is one of the ways GM throws you off the trail! Still don\u2019t believe me? You must hate America, modern prophets, and babies! Let me remind you, both birds and Chevys have colors! And they travel!\u2026<\/p>\n See you all at my Costco book signing!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This recipe is so easy, anyone can follow it! No need to memorize nor even to write down the instructions! Certainly don\u2019t attend a cooking school to learn how to prepare this\u2014it will only confirm you in the error of your ways! And don\u2019t bother worrying about quantities of ingredients\u2014nay, even which ingredients to use! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":453,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n\n
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