{"id":7625,"date":"2014-06-06T09:05:25","date_gmt":"2014-06-06T14:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/formerlyfundie\/?p=7625"},"modified":"2014-06-06T11:40:54","modified_gmt":"2014-06-06T16:40:54","slug":"new-left-behind-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/formerlyfundie\/new-left-behind-movie\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Things I’d Rather Do Than See The New Left Behind Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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If you haven\u2019t already seen it, the trailer for the new Left Behind movie is out! (See bottom of post). Folks have been asking if I\u2019m looking forward to seeing and reviewing the movie, so I decided to be completely honest and let you know how I actually feel about this situation:<\/p>\n

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10 things I\u2019d rather do than see the new Left Behind movie<\/span><\/h3>\n

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10. I\u2019d rather take a picture of my shoes while standing here<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

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Yes, this dude is standing on top of the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world. If you find me here, it\u2019s only because I was faced with two choices: stand on top of the building, or watch the movie.<\/p>\n

9. I\u2019d rather head on over to the DMV to get my license renewed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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And when I\u2019d go, I\u2019d hold the door open to let the five people from behind me jump ahead. I\u2019m thoughtful like that. I could always download some episodes of 19 Kids and Counting to my iPad to pass the time.<\/p>\n

8. I\u2019d rather go cave diving.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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As much as it pains me to admit it, this one is a tough call. Cave diving might be cool and all when watching the Discovery Chanel, but yikes\u2026 just the thought of it almost makes me suffocate. But when forced to pick between this and watching the movie? I\u2019ll go with diving.<\/p>\n

7. I\u2019d rather attend the 22nd annual pre-trib rapture study group conference.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Yes, the conference is a real thing. It\u2019s in Irving, Texas this year (yipppee!) and you can reserve your spot, here<\/a>. Why watch the movie when you can be around people who live and breathe it in real life?<\/p>\n

6. I\u2019d rather open a business training feral cats.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Let\u2019s just say, I\u2019d rather be staring at this face than Nicolas Cage.<\/p>\n

5. I\u2019d rather try to convince my wife she should get this year\u2019s bathing suit from \u201cCover Up For Christ<\/a>\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n

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This one wouldn\u2019t be too immodest, would it? Hopefully they can alter it to be a little bit longer.<\/p>\n

4. I\u2019d rather try out that venomous ant initiation ceremony.<\/strong>
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