{"id":7334,"date":"2015-06-27T05:05:56","date_gmt":"2015-06-27T11:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/frankschaeffer\/?p=7334"},"modified":"2015-06-27T05:05:56","modified_gmt":"2015-06-27T11:05:56","slug":"i-just-got-into-the-heads-of-the-gop-candidates-and-look-at-the-crap-i-found","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/frankschaeffer\/2015\/06\/i-just-got-into-the-heads-of-the-gop-candidates-and-look-at-the-crap-i-found\/","title":{"rendered":"I JUST GOT INTO THE HEADS OF THE GOP CANDIDATES AND LOOK AT THE CRAP I FOUND!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

All the GOP candidates for president pledged to fight on following the gay marriage court ruling. Here is what they said<\/a>\u00a0BUT<\/strong> I\u2019ve ADDED MY OWN WORDS<\/strong>\u00a0to each actual statement in BOLD CAPS<\/strong> to get to the point of what they really mean... IF YOU COULD GET INTO THEIR HEADS\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mike Huckabee, said that while he was certain that \u201csome cowardly politicians will wave the white flag,\u201d he was determined not to bow to a decision he saw as illegitimate. \u201cI will not acquiesce to an imperial court,\u201d he said Friday,\u00a0\u201cJUST LIKE AS A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN MY KIND HAVE NEVER ACQUIESCED ON RACE, WE WERE BIGOTS BEFORE BROWN V. BOARD OF EDUCATION AND WE\u2019RE STILL PROUD BIGOTS NOW\u00a0LIKE ME DEFENDING THE USE OF THE CONFEDERATE FLAG LIKE I DID LAST WEEK! NEVER GIVE UP WHITE PRIVILEGE!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin said he would push for a constitutional amendment that would allow states to continue prohibiting same-sex marriage. \u201cNo one wants to live in a country where the government coerces people to act in opposition to their conscience,\u201d he said. \u201cWe will continue to fight for the freedoms of all Americans\u2026 JUST LIKE WE WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM OF KILLERS EVERYWHERE TO OWN GUNS BECAUSE NO ONE WILL TELL REAL AMERICANS WHO TO SHOOT OR NOT SHOOT! WE WANT OPEN CARY GUN RIGHTS BUT NOT GAY RIGHTS! DON\u2019T TREAD ON ME!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jeb Bush, said the court was wrong, he said it was crucial \u201cto protect religious freedom and the right of conscience and also not discriminate AGAINST THE SORT OF WHITE RUBE BIGOTS WE IN THE GOP DEPEND ON TO GET ELECTED SO DON\u2019T MAKE THEM BAKE CAKES FOR ANY FAGS OR MAKE THEM BUY CONTRACEPTIVE INSURANCE COVERAGE FOR WOMEN WHO WILL JUST USE IT TO BE SLUTS.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Senator Marco Rubio of Florida criticized the decision and said that the\u00a0next president must focus on protecting \u201cthe First Amendment rights of religious institutions and millions of Americans whose faiths hold a traditional view of marriage BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH LOTS OF THEM ARE HATE FILLED AND BACKWARD I NEED THEIR VOTES AND WE DEPEND ON THE FOX NEWS NUTS SO BE NICE TO THEM AND PRETEND WE CARE ABOUT THEIR CULTURE WAR ISSUES WHILE WE HAND THE COUNTRY TO THE KOCH BROTHERS AND THEIR ONE PERCENT PALS. I MEAN THEY PAID FOR IT RIGHT?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bobby Jindal of Louisiana said \u00a0that marriage was ordained by God \u201cand no earthly court can alter that JUST LIKE NO EARTHLY SO-CALLED SCIENTIST CAN PROVE THAT THE EARTH WASN\u2019T CREATED SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO, AND THAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS MAN MADE, WE KNOW WHAT WE KNOW AND WE KNOW SINCERE BELIEF IS BETTER THAN FACTS!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Frank\u00a0Schaeffer<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0is a writer.\u00a0His latest book \u2014<\/span>WHY I AM AN ATHEIST WHO BELIEVES IN GOD:<\/strong>\u00a0How to give love, create beauty and find peace<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

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