Atheist Quora: The Good, The Bad & The Really, Really Ugly

Atheist Quora: The Good, The Bad & The Really, Really Ugly May 29, 2018

There are days when I get stuck on what to write about.

But, GM, I thought you were an endless source of hot air?

It’s true, I tend to go on and on about nothing. But there are days when I get stuck. On these sorts of days, I have a few hacks to get my blogger cogs spinning again, and one of those tactics is to surf the digital brain rot that is a Quora search for “atheism“. I wade through the internet’s equivalent of a sewage treatment plant to find a rare thought-provoking question that I can answer in a blog post. Unfortunately, these sorts of questions are so rare on Quora, I’d sooner expect to find Elvis asking for a home remedy for constipation.

What I find, instead, are completely nonsensical and insane questions – the sort you might expect to come from Gary Busey on bath salts.

Here are some such questions I’ve seen when I search Quora for “atheism”. I’d suggest sporting a helmet for this post, ladies and beards because it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Do satanic rituals have any real effect? Will I prosper?

Satanic rituals burn calories. They also have the uncanny ability to make you look like a lunatic. You’ll also find that engaging in satanic rituals will make the more gullible, less “thinky” sorts of people fear you. You might find you have to spend an afternoon scraping wax off the floor and did you know, chalk pentagrams don’t come off of hardwood floor as easily as you might expect? I’ve heard sometimes ladies become afflicted with a Baby Daddy after a particularly sweaty “satanic ritual” if you catch my drift. Less fortunate folks can contract the clap or, of course, the gift that keeps on giving, a bad case of the love bumps.

Whether or not you will prosper depends entirely on your work ethic, your life choices and the opportunities that come your way. Of course, if you’re spending your time dancing naked for the dark lord, you might miss those very opportunities.

I’ve noticed that atheists like to say they don’t believe in “gods” rather than God. Why is this? I haven’t seen anyone arguing for the existence of “gods”.

It’s because we don’t believe in any gods. Not Yahweh, not Allah, not Ganesha and not Ananasi. No Thor, no Zeus, no Aphrodite and no Kukulcan. We don’t even believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster despite his delicious meatballs. We don’t believe in your god, nor his god or her god. We don’t believe in this god or that god or god’s gods. We don’t believe in god in a boat with a goat. We don’t believe in gods in a house with a mouse. We do not believe in them here or there. We do not believe in them anywhere. We believe in zero gods. It’s pretty simple.

What is the point of not believing in a God? (Since in doing that, they have zero chance at heaven)

Let’s replace “not believing in a god” with other phrases, just to have a really good look at how we sound:

What’s the point of not playing golf? Since, in doing that, they have zero chance of getting a hole in one.

What’s the point in not buying a lotto ticket? Since, in doing that, they have zero chance of winning the lottery.

What’s the point in not believing in leprechauns? Since, in doing that, they have zero chance of finding gold at the end of the rainbow.

Why won’t atheists just leave the religious alone?

  • In thirteen countries atheism is punishable by death.
  • In 40+ countries, atheism is punishable by prison time and/or violence.
  • In hundreds of countries, atheists are discriminated against in the workplace, at school and in everyday life.
  • Atheist bloggers have been hacked to death in the streets for writing about secularism.
  • Atheist parents have lost custody of their children because they don’t take them to worship.
  • Atheists are told constantly that they have no morality.
  • Atheists are threatened with eternal hellfire by people who insist they are coming from the moral high ground.
  • Religious people continue to bar human beings from marrying who they wish to.
  • Religious people continue to prevent women from having full control of their own bodies.
  • Religious people continue to push the teaching of fairy tales as fact into public school curriculums.

This list could go on for days. If we stopped talking about religion, we’d be putting up with all of this. Are you suggesting we should just shut up and put up with all of this?

Do mediums ever find atheists coming through from the afterlife?

No, sweetie, they don’t because mediums never find anyone coming through from the afterlife. There would have to be an afterlife for that to happen.

If a JW or Mormon missionary offered you a box of Thin Mints to listen to their spiel would you let them in?

No, but I’d do it for a fresh batch of kimchi and mountain pack of Sleeman Original Draught.

What happens after you sign a pact with the devil?

Nothing. Nothing happens after you sign a pact with the devil because you didn’t sign a pact with the devil because there is no goddamned devil, no holy.

If atheists don’t believe in God, then why do they accept holidays on religious festivals?

Because it’s number 13 on the Atheist Agenda: brutal takeover of all their precious holidays.

Where can Jinns be found?

Nowhere. They can be found nowhere. Jinns are not real.

Can a ghost travel through space?

No, only the ghosts of Mormons who need to travel through space to get to Planet Kolob.

What offends atheists?

For me, personally, army-green crocs really do the trick. I’m also particularly disturbed by people who begin blog posts with “Sorry I haven’t posted much lately”. I find most country music offensive. I don’t particularly like it when I’m told I will burn for eternity by complete strangers after they find out I don’t share their religious belief. I am offended by people who say “I don’t really read” or “I’m not really political”. It’s offensive to me when people overcook pasta or rice and I really find it hard to choke down when someone cooks a steak well done. “CSI Miami is such a great show” is particularly offensive to me as well as the assertion that, “Star Trek Enterprise Is the best Star Trek Series”. For the most part, though, I don’t make a habit of getting offended because as an atheist I realize that life is finite, there isn’t another one coming after and what sort of moron would spend it feeling rotten about what other people have said to them?

Why don’t atheists try and build a relationship with God for a period of time along with reading the Bible?

Why don’t Christians try to build a relationship with Ganesha for a period of time along with reading The Ganesha Purana?

Do avowed atheists ever consider the possibility that their beliefs could be wrong? How would they explain themselves to the Lord upon dying? 

What is an avowed atheist? What are atheist beliefs? Atheism is the rejection of a single claim. There are no atheist beliefs whatsoever. Any beliefs an atheist may hold are due to something else. My belief that religion harms is an anti-theist belief. My belief in the power of humanity is a humanist belief. I have no atheist beliefs.

As far as how I would explain myself to the Lord upon dying goes, I wouldn’t. He’d have to exist for me to do that.

As an atheist, if it turns out you were wrong about everything, will you hold it against me if I see you in the afterlife, and tell you, “I told you so”?

I’d have to make a claim to be wrong about it. As it stands, there are zero atheists claims. We don’t believe you is all. We would believe if we had reason to.

Does the devil have kids on earth?

You should probably stop role-playing Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad. Put down the meth, call a rehab and get help.

What has replaced atheism?

Um. Nothing? It’s still here?

What are Satan’s weaknesses?

He likes big butts and he cannot lie.

What does the atheist think of himself?

I don’t generally think of himself, but rather herself being as I am, judging by this chest full of boobies leading my way, a lady. What do I think of myself? That’s a novel. That’s a memoir and a self-help book and a sci-fi fantasy all rolled into one. What do I think of myself… If I have to put it succinctly, I’m what the love child of William S. Burroughs and Doug Stanhope might have turned out to be, but with way nicer hair.

To atheists: if you can perceive the mind even though you can’t feel it, touch it, and hear it, only the results of it, why can’t you perceive God? 

For the same reason we can’t perceive Donald Trump’s intelligence. We can’t perceive god because the fella ain’t real.

Are atheists okay with their moms having sex with men or becoming prostitutes or pornstars?

I love my mom and I would be okay with her doing anything she truly wanted to do that didn’t hurt anyone else. I recognize that I have no say in what consensual adults do so long as they are not causing harm to anyone else. In fact, my mom taught me that, but she called it MYOB. As an atheist, I don’t obsess about the whereabouts of everyone else’s hooha and ding-dong.

Without mentioning God, can atheists tell me where everything comes from?

No. Because we don’t know. Does that make you uncomfortable?

What do I do when people tell me I’m going to burn in hell when they find out I’m an atheist?

Slowly start to tremble and moan, raise your hands to the Heavens and begin shouting in tongues. Suddenly fall to the ground and announce you’ve been saved. From that point forward, every time you come across the person who threatened you with Hell, ask them if they’ve heard the Good News.

How can I avoid atheists in Canada?

Move, eh? (Sorry)

What are your answers to these questions? Let me know in the comments!

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  • Michael Neville

    Why won’t atheists just leave the religious alone?

    I’d be happy to leave the religious alone but they won’t leave me and the people I care for alone. There are theists who want to replace science education with teaching religious mythology (actually a narrow interpretation of religious mythology). There are theists who want to deny GLBTQs basic rights because “Gawd thinks butt sechs is icky!” There are theists who would jail me or even kill me because I don’t share their beliefs. In short, there are theists who want to impose their beliefs on the rest of us and then whine when people like me tell them “no”.

    Are atheists okay with their moms having sex with men or becoming prostitutes or pornstars?

    My mother had sex with my father and, as a result, I’m here. So I’m perfectly fine with her having sex with men. My mother died two years ago at the age of 94 but if she had wanted to become a prostitute or pornstar, since she was an intelligent adult that would have been her decision.

  • Martin Penwald

    As an atheist, if it turns out you were wrong about everything, will you hold it against me if I see you in the afterlife, and tell you, “I told you so”?

    I will kick you in the nuts for being an arrogant prick, just for the sake of it. And if we met, it is because we are in the same place. Either hell, which means you were wrong too, or heaven, in which case it means all your time lost at worshipping was useless.

    Does the devil have kids on earth?

    Yes. One. You can read his story in Good Omens¹, by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.

    If atheists don’t believe in God, then why do they accept holidays on religious festivals?

    Christmas and Easter, at least, have their origins in pagan traditions. Christmas tree, Reindeers, chocolate eggs, rabbits aren’t mentionned in the bible. They are celebrations of the seasons cycle. Hey, “Easter” comes from the name of a pagan fertility goddess, associated with spring.

    Do avowed atheists ever consider the possibility that their beliefs could be wrong? How would they explain themselves to the Lord upon dying?

    Technically, I don’t have beliefs. And even if we assume that there is in the world one set of beliefs that is right, there is no way to tell which one it is. Alaouite muslims ? Sikh ? Hindus ? Evangelical christians ? Catholics ? Hassidic jews ? Scientologists ? Pastafarians ?
    These beliefs are exclusive of each other, at best only one can be true. And since we can’t know which one it is, why care ?

    Why don’t atheists try and build a relationship with God for a period of time along with reading the Bible?

    I like rather masturbateAh! Ah! Ah! Hemmm… nothing.

    Why won’t atheists just leave the religious alone?

    The good question is : Why won’t religious just leave the atheists alone?

    What has replaced atheism?

    Nothing. Atheism is older than christianity and has existed without discontinuity through the ages, even if atheists were cautious not to call attention on themselves during some periods.

    Are atheists okay with their moms having sex with men or becoming prostitutes or pornstars?

    The sexism displayed here is awful. Why not “dads” instead of “moms”? “women” instead of “men”? In whatever permutation of these words.

    How can I avoid atheists in Canada?

    Don’t ever drive on any road, because there is a real chance I’ll met you somewhere along the road. However, you could try Iqaluit or Kuujjuaq, since there is no road yet to get there by truck.

    ¹: seriously, read it people, it’s a very fun book.

  • Brian Curtis

    A lot of their questions boil down to “I need answers, and atheism doesn’t promise to answer all my questions about everything. But I need answers, even fake ones. Take THAT, atheists!”

    Athiest: “Uh-huh. Well, you enjoy that. Good for you. I’ll be over here in reality.”

  • Steve Williams

    […] is particularly offensive to me as well as the assertion that, “Star Trek Enterprise Is the best Star Trek Series”.

    I’m perfectly willing to spend eternity burning in hell for crucifying anyone who says that.

  • Michael Neville

    I would agree with you, since Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek series.

  • Steve Williams

    It had the best story arc of all the series. The best stand alone Star Trek episode will always be next gen The Inner Light. (IMHO)

  • What is the point of not believing in a God? (Since in doing that, they have zero chance at heaven)

    If there’s such thing, which if one thinks deeper is equal or worse than Hell.

    Why won’t atheists just leave the religious alone?

    Except for enjoying the art on a historical cathedral (at least in those ones where you can enter without paying a fee) or church, and often when there’s a Mass bothering to stay there until it ends for whatever reasons (out of respect, watch a ceremony that has been honed for centuries, bad weather outside…), I leave alone religious people. I cannot say the same in reverse having been told I’d burn in Hell or that “Christianism is not a religion” by evangelists looking for sheeps (guess I must be a goat for them)

    As an atheist, if it turns out you were wrong about everything, will you hold it against me if I see you in the afterlife, and tell you, “I told you so”?

    Maybe you are also wrong and not because of Universalism. Perhaps Mielikki, Queen of the Forest or Shar, Mistress of the Night, are awaiting at the other side so you’d better respect nature in the former case.

    If atheists don’t believe in God, then why do they accept holidays on religious festivals?

    These are traditions more than often of pagan origin. And let’s be honest: do you want lo lose a couple of well-deserved resting days?

    Do avowed atheists ever consider the possibility that their beliefs could be wrong? How would they explain themselves to the Lord upon dying?

    It’s possible but in that case He’d be the one to blame -the Bible is a quite shitty work to be the product of an omni*** deity-

    Why don’t atheists try and build a relationship with God for a period of time along with reading the Bible?

    See above.

  • Martin Penwald

    The best serie is the one with the best captain, so it’s the Next Génération, and I obviously don’t say that because I’m French.
    Allez la France ! Allez la France !

  • Illithid

    Satanic rituals may help you prosper if you can find gullible followers. Or if they make you happy.

    We say we don’t believe in “gods” to rub your nose in the concept that your imaginary friend is not unique.

    The point of not believing in a god is honesty, lack of self-deception, and sleeping in on weekends.

    I accept holidays because working when my store is closed would be silly.

    Jinns (or Djinni) are found on the Elemental Plane of Air. But Efreeti are a better choice for summoning.

    Yes. SPAAAAAAACE GHOOOOOOSSST!

    This atheist is offended by people who wear MAGA hats, people who wear Confederate flags, and willfully ignorant bigots… but I repeat myself.

    When I tried to build a relationship with God and spent time reading the Bible, I became an atheist.

    If I stood before the Christian God after death, he’d have to explain himself to me.

    Often atheism is replaced by outright antitheism.

    Satan, being a devil, is vulnerable to weapons that are good-aligned and silver. And epic, of course.

    I think of myself as a smartass and a cynic. And a pervert (sadly, my wife hasn’t broken out the riding crop in weeks) And a balding middle-aged guy. Kind of a nerd (but you guessed that already).

    I can perceive the mind because it exists. The second question is left as an exercise for the student.

    If my mom does any of those things, it’s a miracle. Or really weird. Because she’s dead.

    Yes, I can tell you where everything comes from. But I’m not going to.

    To avoid atheists in Canada I would suggest leaving Canada. To avoid atheists altogether… I dunno. We’re everywhere. Churches. Foxholes. Aha! Got it. Jail. We’re very underrepresented in jail. We’re not better people, we just get caught less.

  • Good answers! I wonder what makes them think we would just ignore all the bad crap that comes with religion.

  • Yep, well said.

  • You and me both, Steve.

  • I loved Deep Space Nine, but I will always adore TNG the most.

  • Good choice!

  • That’s a great point about the reverse of leaving religious people alone. I get damned to hell almost every day.

  • I’m with ya, Martin.

  • “We say we don’t believe in “gods” to rub your nose in the concept that your imaginary friend is not unique.” haha perfect!

  • Your good humor is a reminder of the way the ancient Greeks approached the Questions for which they had no “answers”: With Tragedy and Comedy.

  • I was damned that way once, just once, even if I admit I trolled the woman who was preaching in a plaza with nobody giving a fuck telling I had my faith (those lost days when I played a D&D druid/ranger/whatever), thanks, and was more than enough to convince me of how much BS surrounds Fundies.

    Not only is nonsensical in an all “all-loving” deity but also is a quite very bad way to be friends. Not to mention those (evangelicals!) who claim “Hell should be more central to Christianism and not being left to a side”.

  • Martin Penwald

    I’m biased in favor of TNG because it was my first contact with Star Trek. To this day, I’ve never seen an episode of the original serie, only 2 movies, none of DS9, and essentially episodes and a few movies of TNG and 2 or 3 seasons of Voyager.
    Long time ago, in Northern France, near Dunkerque (the same Dunkirk from the recent Christopher Nolan’s movie), we only had 4 hertzian channels in France (TF1, A2, FR3 and the crypted Canal+). But in Dunkerque, we could receive RTBF1 (the Belgian channel) and the BBC1 and BBC2. So the first episodes of Star Trek I’ve seen were in English, and I didn’t understand a lot of thing. But I remember Captain Picard singing “Frère Jacques”. That I understood.

  • wolfypuppy

    😀 brilliant

  • Glandu

    “Because we don’t know.”

    that’s the answer they don’t dare imagining. Because it’s a sign of weakness. When I was a teenager, I’ve been taught(don’t remember by whom) “never apologize, its an external sign of weakness”. I never bought the whole deal, but it took me decades to understand how this kind of thinking is toxic. A setup where any display of weakness is punished is a toxic setup, where everyone is an hypocritc liar by necessity.

    Most religions, and especially christian ones, are extremely punishing towars signs of weakness. That’s even the whole base for the calvinism horror : if you have problems, it means God voted you out, and you are cursed. No wonder noone raised up in such a toxic worldview fears nothing more than showing weaknesses. That’s why they invent answers on the fly when they don’t know – and believe it immediatly(because changing one’s mind would be a signe of weakness).

  • Cozmo the Magician

    “He likes big butts and he cannot lie.” Actually according to the now deceased series “Lucifer” her like just about any butts, and lots of other things too. Gender was not a factor, nor race, nor anything. If he could have consensual sex he was a happy camper.

  • Cozmo the Magician

    You bring the beer, I’ll bring the music (;

  • Cozmo the Magician

    “Are atheists okay with their moms having sex with men or becoming prostitutes or pornstars?” Um, since my mom is dead, I would seek help if I suddenly believed she had become either.

  • Steven Dorst

    I’m curious. Have any of the atheist answers you’ve provided on Quora ever caused the questioner (or anybody else) to comment in the vein of: “Huh!?! I’ve never thought of that!”?

  • safetynet2razorwire

    Never. Responding to a Quora ‘question’ (clumsily contrived ‘challenge’) about Atheism (or ‘Evolution’ or ‘gun control’ et al) I NEVER reply to the person posing the question – but, instead, to the silent sincere questions troubling the hearts and minds of countless other readers. They want answers to questions they barely dare to ask. The person posing the (usually painfully poorly articulated) ‘question’ won’t be changed. They are, after all, a normal American – a believer. “If seeing” believes the typical American “is believing, then believing is, clearly, seeing.”

    The Dunning-Kruger Effect makes an American conservative keeping company with”Huh!?! I’ve never thought of that!” almost impossible.

  • Robert Baden

    I always liked TOS episode where the aliens were white on one side and black on the other.

  • Jet Kin

    This makes me want to go over to quora to provide snarky answers to questions about atheism.

  • Tuna

    Excellent post! Is this a regular thing? Please let this be a regular thing.

  • Steve Williams

    Yeah, me too. The Mirror, Mirror episode with the savage Enterprise transporter accident could arguably be the best TOS one – Uhura played an excellent femme fatale. It’s a pity she wasn’t given a more meatier role. Discovery covered the alternate universe really well.

  • Steve Williams

    TNG is definitely the best series. I highly recommend that you immerse yourself in all things Trek. There are a lot of great episodes out there – the last three seasons of DS9 are one long arc that really is required viewing. Discovery is finding its feet quite well; TNG took three seasons to really get going. I’m an extremely sad individual who owns everything on DVD.

  • Steve Williams

    We’re very underrepresented in jail. We’re not better people, we just get caught less.

    Bloody funny, I’ve stolen it – I’ll credit you when used 🙂

  • Yes, they do see it as a weakness don’t they? It’s the opposite to me, admitting you don’t know is a strength.

  • Sorry about your mom, Cozmo.

  • I’ve never answered on Quora. I usually write the answers up as blog posts.

  • Great points here.

  • Haha, do it!

  • I could do it again for sure!

  • Steven Dorst

    Oh. I somehow got the impression that what you related here was in the context of activity you’ve done on Quora. So — Never mind!

  • Glandu

    the difference is fear. Unknown is a potential to explore for whoever does not fear, but a source of danger for whoever fears.

  • Jim Jones

    > Not Yahweh, not Allah, not Ganesha and not Ananasi. No Thor, no Zeus, no Aphrodite and no Kukulcan.

    Where is the graveyard of dead gods? What lingering mourner waters their mounds? There was a time when Jupiter was the king of the gods, and any man who doubted his puissance was ipso facto a barbarian and an ignoramus. But where in all the world is there a man who worships Jupiter today? And who of Huitzilopochtli? In one year – and it is no more than five hundred years ago – 50,000 youths and maidens were slain in sacrifice to him. Today, if he is remembered at all, it is only by some vagrant savage in the depths of the Mexican forest. Huitzilopochtli, like many other gods, had no human father; his mother was a virtuous widow; he was born of an apparently innocent flirtation that she carried out with the sun. When he frowned, his father, the sun, stood still. When he roared with rage, earthquakes engulfed whole cities. When he thirsted he was watered with 10,000 gallons of human blood.

    But today Huitzilopochtli is as magnificently forgotten as Allen G. Thurman. Once the peer of Allah, Buddha and Wotan, he is now the peer of Richmond P. Hobson, Alton B. Parker, Adelina Patti, General Weyler and Tom Sharkey.

    Speaking of Huitzilopochtli recalls his brother Tezcatilpoca. Tezcatilpoca was almost as powerful; he consumed 25,000 virgins a year.

    Lead me to his tomb: I would weep, and hang a couronne des perles. But who knows where it is? Or where the grave of Quitzalcoatl is? Or Xiehtecuthli? Or Centeotl, that sweet one? Or Tlazolteotl, the goddess of love? Of Mictlan? Or Xipe? Or all the host of Tzitzimitles? Where are their bones?

    Where is the willow on which they hung their harps? In what forlorn and unheard-of Hell do they await their resurrection morn? Who enjoys their residuary estates? Or that of Dis, whom Caesar found to be the chief god of the Celts? Of that of Tarves, the bull? Or that of Moccos, the pig? Or that of Epona, the mare? Or that of Mullo, the celestial jackass? There was a time when the Irish revered all these gods, but today even the drunkest Irishman laughs at them.

    But they have company in oblivion: the Hell of dead gods is as crowded as the Presbyterian Hell for babies. Damona is there, and Esus, and Drunemeton, and Silvana, and Dervones, and Adsalluta, and Deva, and Belisima, and Uxellimus, and Borvo, and Grannos, and Mogons. All mighty gods in their day, worshipped by millions, full of demands and impositions, able to bind and loose – all gods of the first class. Men labored for generations to build vast temples to them – temples with stones as large as hay-wagons.

    The business of interpreting their whims occupied thousands of priests, bishops, archbishops. To doubt them was to die, usually at the stake.

    Armies took to the field to defend them against infidels; villages were burned, women and children butchered, cattle were driven off. Yet in the end they all withered and died, and today there is none so poor to do them reverence.

    What has become of Sutekh, once the high god of the whole Nile Valley?

    What has become of:
          Resheph                       Baal
          Anath                         Astarte
          Ashtoreth                     Hadad
          Nebo                          Dagon
          Melek                         Yau
          Ahijah                        Amon-Re
          Isis                          Osiris
          Ptah                          Molech?

    All there were gods of the highest eminence. Many of them are mentioned with fear and trembling in the Old Testament. They ranked, five or six thousand years ago, with Yahweh Himself; the worst of them stood far higher than Thor. Yet they have all gone down the chute, and with them the following:

          Arianrod                      Nuada Argetlam
          Morrigu                       Tagd
          Govannon                      Goibniu
          Gunfled                       Odin
          Dagda                         Ogma
          Ogryvan                       Marzin
          Dea Dia                       Mara
          Iuno Lucina                   Diana of Ephesus
          Saturn                        Robigus
          Furrina                       Pluto
          Cronos                        Vesta
          Engurra                       Zer-panitu
          Belus                         Merodach
          Ubilulu                       Elum
          U-dimmer-an-kia               Marduk
          U-sab-sib                     Nin
          U-Mersi                       Persephone
          Tammuz                        Istar
          Venus                         Lagas
          Beltis                        Nirig
          Nusku                         En-Mersi
          Aa                            Assur
          Sin                           Beltu
          Apsu                          Kuski-banda
          Elali                         Nin-azu
          Mami                          Qarradu
          Zaraqu                        Ueras
          Zagaga

    Ask the rector to lend you any good book on comparative religion; you will find them all listed. They were gods of the highest dignity – gods of civilized peoples – worshipped and believed in by millions.

    All were omnipotent, omniscient and immortal.

    And all are dead.

  • Cozmo the Magician

    Oh no need. Its been several years. And although it hit me hard when it happened at least I didn’t have to worry about her burning in hell.. Or worse spending eternity kissing a diety’s ass.