{"id":878,"date":"2011-09-30T20:54:34","date_gmt":"2011-09-30T20:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/homeschool-chronicles.com\/?p=878"},"modified":"2011-09-30T20:54:34","modified_gmt":"2011-09-30T20:54:34","slug":"crop-failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/homeschoolchronicles\/2011\/09\/crop-failure\/","title":{"rendered":"Crop Failure"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/homeschool-chronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/mail4.jpeg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-881\" src=\"https:\/\/homeschool-chronicles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/mail4.jpeg\" alt=\"The entire, pathetic, fall harvest.\" width=\"222\" height=\"166\"><\/a>On Tuesday, we choked down a few nasty beans and one nasty squash. \u00a0Zach held his nose while he ate them, and followed each bite with a large milk chaser. \u00a0Jeff, whose worst review of my culinary attempts is typically, \u201cThis isn\u2019t that bad,\u201d pushed the vegetables to the side and said, \u201cThese are NOT good.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Do you remember how excited we were to plant the Three Sisters \u2013 corn, squash and beans \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/homeschool-chronicles.com\/?p=426\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">as the Pilgrims had<\/a>? \u00a0We used heirloom seeds from Plymouth Plantation, and planted them as the Native American guide there had instructed us.<\/p>\n<p>And yet we failed. \u00a0Our yield from all our hard work?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Ears of corn = 0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Number of Squash = 3<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Number of Beans = 8<\/p>\n<p>Our crops failed.<\/p>\n<p>Why do we keep planting vegetables year after year? \u00a0We very rarely have a successful harvest, but we put something in the ground every year.<\/p>\n<p>We try again each year to grow our lawn. \u00a0That, too, fails.<\/p>\n<p>On Monday, Zach told me that he hated school. \u00a0My sweet boy who has always LOVED school told me, \u201cI wish I could just be an animal. \u00a0Then I would never have to do school ever again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maybe he\u2019s sick of all of the failed homeschool projects \u2013 from the vegetables to the puppet theater, from writing an essay to learning an instrument. \u00a0Or maybe it\u2019s just that this was a hard month of school for him. \u00a0The <a href=\"http:\/\/homeschool-chronicles.com\/?p=844\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Governess<\/a> pushed him hard and he came up against many of his limitations.<\/p>\n<p>Lots of failure on our minds this week.<\/p>\n<p>Last week in Sunday School, as I was telling the story of the complaining Israelites, who were wandering around the dessert, grumbling about the lack of food, water, and a comfy place to call home, one of my students asked, \u201cHow many chances do you get?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s a good question. \u00a0What do you all think?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A. raised his hand, and when I called on him he proudly declared, \u201cONE!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReally? \u00a0Just one chance? \u00a0Then what happens?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou go to hell.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh my. \u00a0Is that right? \u00a0Have you ever been grumpy and whiny and ungrateful when things didn\u2019t go your way?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He nodded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd has that happened more than once?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He eventually recanted his one-strike policy, but I understand his desire to draw stark distinctions between what is okay and what is not. \u00a0When you plant things, or babies or nations, and they bear little fruit, it\u2019s hard not to throw in your gardening gloves.<\/p>\n<p>But there is something about spring that draws us in each year, renewing our hope for the garden. \u00a0And something about fall that makes my teacher\u2019s heart come alive with promise. \u00a0Crop failure is a part of life, to be sure. \u00a0But so are sun, and soft soil, and empty notebooks, and unused erasers. \u00a0 Who knows what might grow next year?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Tuesday, we choked down a few nasty beans and one nasty squash. \u00a0Zach held his nose while he ate them, and followed each bite with a large milk chaser. \u00a0Jeff, whose worst review of my culinary attempts is typically, \u201cThis isn\u2019t that bad,\u201d pushed the vegetables to the side and said, \u201cThese are NOT 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