{"id":812,"date":"2012-02-08T22:58:54","date_gmt":"2012-02-08T22:58:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/irreverin.com\/?p=812"},"modified":"2013-02-10T10:45:05","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T17:45:05","slug":"the-faulty-filter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/irreverin\/2012\/02\/the-faulty-filter\/","title":{"rendered":"The Faulty Filter"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/333\/2012\/02\/spam.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2356\" title=\"spam\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/333\/2012\/02\/spam.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"226\"><\/a>I don\u2019t understand much about phishing scams, or how the low-lives who run them turn a profit, or why the whole scene is named after a pretty great band. But I do know that my officeLive account has been vulnerable to attacks on numerous occasion, and every time it happens, i get more and more junk. I also know that i can mark something as \u2018junk mail,\u2019 and it still finds a way to creep into my inbox. The \u2018senders\u2019 always manage to find someway to disguise the source just enough so that my uber-hospitable server lets them right in.<\/p>\n<p>If email junk filters are supposed to be the gatekeepers\u00a0of my\u00a0inbox, I would like mine to be the equivalent of, oh, the military guards at Fort Knox. Instead, they are more like those retired guys who get part-time jobs as Wal-Mart greeters. \u201cOh, hi there, fake-mortgage-reduction\/debt consolidation company. Can i help you find anything today? Would you like a cart? Or a sticker? Just come right on in!\u201d (Yeah, this would be the Sun City Wal-Mart).<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s gotten to the point that I don\u2019t just get a few things a day. We are talking about hundreds sometimes. When i go out of town for a week, the inbox fills up within about 3 days, and i miss alot of stuff that i would actually like to receive. It\u2019s a bad scene.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure that I could get tech savvy friends to firewall and password-protect the\u00a0*%^# out of the whole deal, but really, I\u2019m just ready to shut it down and move solely to my gmail account. Gmail might not be Fort Knox, but so far, it is at the very least a <em>downtown Phoenix <\/em>Wal-Mart.<\/p>\n<p>Which is to say, I\u2019m not looking for computer help. I am setting up a reflection on the other junk filters in our lives, and how easily they can go faulty. When I am tired and run down, for instance, what do I want to eat? Leafy greens and lean protein? Oh, hell no. I want cheeseburgers, chocolate and more more more caffeine. When I am feeling fried and overworked, do I kick back at night with a volume of Tolstoy? Or some favorite verses of scripture? You know the answer to that, because your tired self is in the same place as mine\u2026parked in front of Facebook, or hours of brainless reality tv. And when we are stressed, or sad, or fearful, do we gather round for some peaceful quality time with our loving family? That might be our intention\u2026but how often do we wind up unloading said stress on said family instead? Creating tense environments that are subject to combustion at the\u00a0first flicker of conflict\u2026 \u201cIt\u2019s not what you said\u2026 you just had a <em>tone<\/em>,\u201d we might begin, and it is all downhill from there.<\/p>\n<p>The truth is, our junk filters are busted because they have to filter an awful lot of crap on any given day. From toxic political rhetoric to cheesy tv preachers to gaudy billboards to the stuff that comes through our actual email accounts. Bogus ads for cheap prescription drugs. Shady ladies from eastern europe (who are not really ladies at all, fellas. i promise) just looking for a strong American man to love them. More debt reduction offers. Bad mortgage relief pitches. In my case, lots of \u201cChristian singles,\u201d \u201cChristian video,\u201d and \u201cChristian leadership resources!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Because the phishes, you know\u2026 they know us. They know that we are tired and run down. They know that we are stressed, vulnerable, exhausted. That we have our defenses down, maybe especially at work, and they speak to our desires for quick fixes (the drug ads) easy love (european ladies) and ease of debt. <em>They even know that some of us will look twice at anything that says \u201cChristian\u201d in the subject line.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Perhaps we ought to be most careful of the junk that comes with \u201cChristian\u201d on the lable. Like the Zondervan Pink Princess Bible. Or John Piper. Or Rick Santorum.<\/p>\n<p>[Wait, was that out loud? Sorry folks. See, I\u2019m having a long week, and well, my filter is off. ]<\/p>\n<p>Let bad things in, and more bad stuff will follow.\u00a0If your filter is low, get a new one. Otherwise, you\u2019ll eat a lot of cheeseburgers, watch alot of Jersey Shore, and buy alot of crap you don\u2019t need. Which will make you out-of-shape, dumb, AND broke,\u00a0a deadly combination for sure.<\/p>\n<p>Fill our lives\u00a0with good things, and there will be so much less room for junk. Timeless truth, and however run-down our filters, we know it to be so.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don\u2019t understand much about phishing scams, or how the low-lives who run them turn a profit, or why the whole scene is named after a pretty great band. 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