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to Americans, you need to say that this is dangerous<\/em>;<\/p>\nto people from England, you need to say this is a matter of pride<\/em>;<\/p>\nto Germans, say that this is a rule<\/em>;<\/p>\nto Japanese, tell them it\u2019s a command<\/em>!<\/p>\nThe flight attendant, slightly embarrassed. said: But they are all Chinese people.<\/p>\n
The captain smiled slyly: Then it\u2019s even easier. Tell them that it\u2019s free<\/em>!<\/p>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n
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