{"id":414,"date":"2016-09-10T08:26:43","date_gmt":"2016-09-10T12:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/jacoblupfer\/?p=414"},"modified":"2016-09-10T11:22:01","modified_gmt":"2016-09-10T15:22:01","slug":"trumps-gospel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/jacoblupfer\/2016\/09\/trumps-gospel\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump’s gospel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Twitter users recently compressed the Gospel according to Donald Trump into some pretty funny \u2264140-character statements.<\/p>\n

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#TrumpGospel<\/a> \"There's something about 'you'll always have the poor with you' so I'm just trying to make sure it holds true, okay?\"<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ornery One (@Ornery1951) September 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n