{"id":616,"date":"2012-08-09T12:12:18","date_gmt":"2012-08-09T19:12:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/jeremylott\/?p=616"},"modified":"2012-08-09T12:12:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-09T19:12:18","slug":"hells-bells","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/jeremylott\/2012\/08\/hells-bells\/","title":{"rendered":"Hells Bells"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>The Bellingham Bells baseball game last night was highly contentious and a little bit tragic. The Bells overtook the Walla Walla Sweets\u2019 early lead, then fell apart.<\/p>\n<p>Both the coach and the starting pitcher got tossed for yelling at the umps over bad calls. The Bells almost but didn\u2019t quite manage a 9th inning attempt to put the egg back together again. They lost 7-6.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/190\/2012\/08\/hellsbells.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/190\/2012\/08\/hellsbells.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"hellsbells\" width=\"493\" height=\"370\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-617\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tom Hanks reminded us that there is no crying in baseball. Yet shouldn\u2019t there be an exception when you lose to a team whose city is known globally for its onions? (Or its prison, thanks to The Offspring.)<\/p>\n<p>Tonight is the last game of the season, with fireworks after. Of course I\u2019ll be there. Saturday is the only guaranteed home game of post-season play. Unless they\u2019ve sold out by the time the box office opens tonight, your diarist\u2019s attendance there is a lock.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy?\u201d you might wonder:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>1) Because this is really good college ball. Baseball games are long but explosive, and Bells games usually feature quite a few booms.<\/p>\n<p>2) Because it\u2019s inexpensive entertainment. If you ever pay more than $8 for Bells tickets, you got taken.<\/p>\n<p>3) Because games at Joe Martin Field are an ideal use of summer nights in the northwest corner of the good Washington.<\/p>\n<p>4) Because the two religions in the Lott household growing up were Baptism and baseball. My relationship to the first is complicated nowadays, you might say. But I still firmly believe that the man who is tired of baseball is tired of life.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Bellingham Bells baseball game last night was highly contentious and a little bit tragic. 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