{"id":842,"date":"2012-09-09T17:13:16","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T00:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/jeremylott\/?p=842"},"modified":"2012-09-09T22:38:17","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T05:38:17","slug":"no-habla-americano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/jeremylott\/2012\/09\/no-habla-americano\/","title":{"rendered":"No Habla! Americano!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Your diarist was a sluggard getting to church this morning and thus had to go to the Spanish language Mass in Bellingham. Very few Anglos were in attendance: the priest with his fluent but imperfect Spanish and yours truly (\u201cno habla\u2026 what\u2019s that other word?\u201d) and that was about it.<\/p>\n<p>I have been christened an honorary Mexican by my actually Mexican cousins due to my general demeanor and my tolerance for extremely hot food, so you\u2019d think I could do a better job at least understanding the language. Put Spanish journalism in front of me and I can hack my way through much of it, with a little help from a dictionary. But I\u2019ve never developed an ear for it.<\/p>\n<p>There were moments during Mass today when I was pretty sure I caught the gist of it (\u201cEl cuerpo es importante, muy importante!\u201d) yet they were pretty brief. Maybe one of these days, when I get some free time, I\u2019ll buy the Rosetta Stone\u2019s Spanish lessons and bone up. 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