{"id":1462,"date":"2006-06-24T04:49:31","date_gmt":"2006-06-24T09:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/community\/jesuscreed\/2006\/06\/24\/cell-phones-summer-pattern\/"},"modified":"2006-06-24T04:49:31","modified_gmt":"2006-06-24T09:49:31","slug":"cell-phones-summer-pattern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/jesuscreed\/2006\/06\/24\/cell-phones-summer-pattern\/","title":{"rendered":"Cell phones: Summer pattern"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Some of you followed my steep, but bumptious, learning curve in learning how to use my cell phone. Laura taught us how to do the automatic dial, so now I just hold down #2 and it calls Kris. I get the kids by holding down either #3 or #4 and see which one I\u2019m calling. If it\u2019s the wrong one, I try the other number. Always works.<!--more|inline--><br>\nI learned how to take pictures, and took it downstairs to the computer to add it to my blog, but then didn\u2019t know how to get it from the camera to the computer \u2014 must be a cord we don\u2019t have.<br>\nBut my major problem is that I forget to put the thing in my pocket. When I remember Kris gives me a gentle congratulations. Something like: \u201cScot, did you bring your cell phone?\u201d Scot: \u201cYes, I did.\u201d Kris: \u201cWell, good for you.\u201d It\u2019s a psychologist\u2019s way of reminding me that I\u2019m not really catching on.<br>\nAnd the other thing is that I nearly always forget what my number is when someone asks.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of you followed my steep, but bumptious, learning curve in learning how to use my cell phone. 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