WASHINGTON\u2014Sitting patiently in their chairs with their nappies on their lappies, the residents of the United States announced Wednesday they were ready for their din din. \u201cYummy yummy num nums,\u201d exclaimed a Nashville, TN\u2013area big boy, 42, digging into a mound of macaroni and cheese as soon as his plate touched the table. \u201cMmmmmm.\u201d After din din, the nation will reportedly have its bath, get its jammies on, and then it\u2019s time for beddy-bye.
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