{"id":1065,"date":"2012-11-10T05:00:28","date_gmt":"2012-11-10T05:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/joecarter\/?p=1065"},"modified":"2012-11-10T05:16:09","modified_gmt":"2012-11-10T05:16:09","slug":"happy-birthday-marines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/joecarter\/2012\/11\/happy-birthday-marines\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Marines!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><em>[Note: This is my annual post in honor of the Marine Corps birthday.]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Today marks the 237th birthday of the finest fighting force in the history of the world.<\/p>\n<p>The Marine Corps Birthday makes me nostalgic for the good ol\u201a . . . well, maybe good is too strong a word. In fact, I can\u2019t say that I miss being on active duty; but I do miss being with my fellow Marines.<\/p>\n<p>To give you an idea of what the life of a Marine is like (and why I don\u2019t miss it), here is a blog entry I wrote in 2004 that outlines a typical day in the Marine Corps Martial Arts Program:<\/p>\n<p>0550 \u2014 <strong>Wake up<\/strong> \u2014 Immediately regret having joined the Marine Corps.<\/p>\n<p>0720 \u2014 <strong>Arrive at the base<\/strong> \u2014 Think to myself, \u201cWhat other job would pay you to learn martial arts. I can\u2019t believe I get paid to do this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>0730 \u2014 <strong>Pull up to training site<\/strong> \u2014 Think to myself (while watching my fellow Marines put on their body armor and helmets), \u201cWhat kind of job requires you to wear this stuff. I don\u2019t get paid enough for this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>0740 \u2014 <strong>Warm up (2 mile run and conditioning exercises)<\/strong> \u2014 After running while wearing body armor and a helmet I realize why Nike doesn\u2019t produce athletic clothing made from Kevlar.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2CuKfHiX4ks\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>0755 \u2014 <strong>Body hardening drills<\/strong> \u2014 There is no greater compliment you can give a Marine than to say that they are \u2018hard.\u2019 Hard is a mysterious, intangible personality trait that belies definition. Hard, however, also has a physical component. In order to become hardened physically we go through a series of drills in which we: slam our femur bones together, kick each other on the side of the thigh, kick each other in the inner thighs, and punch each other in the abs. I realize, to my dismay, that I am neither hard nor hard.<\/p>\n<p>0810 \u2014 <strong>Hip throws<\/strong> (see photo) \u2014 Imagine being lifted three feet into the air, put in a horizontal position (with your feet slightly higher than your head), and then dropped onto a slab of concrete. That\u2019s what happens during a hip throw. You\u2018re picked up and slammed to the ground. Hard. Extremely hard. \u201cOh-I\u2018m-gonna-feel-that-tomorrow\u201d hard. The throwing part is easy; falling is the more difficult task. After lots of practice, however, I was able to master the art of being thrown to the ground. Now I\u2019m almost always able to do it without crying like a little girl.<\/p>\n<p>0955 \u2014 <strong>Knife fighting techniques<\/strong> \u2014 After almost two hours of being body slammed, practicing knife fighting techniques was a welcome reprieve. I was motivated to learn such skill in case anyone ever attempts to use a hip throw on me again. I\u2019d have no qualms about stabbing somebody over that.<\/p>\n<p>1100 \u2014 <strong>Lunch<\/strong> \u2014 Go to Burger King. Reconsider my career choice. Ask for an application.<\/p>\n<p>1305 \u2014 <strong>Front choke<\/strong> \u2014 We learn techniques for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AfvVGa6OzLw\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">blood choke<\/a> which cuts off the carotid artery. Once the blood supply to the brain is cut off your opponent passes out. For some reason the only part I remember is my partner saying, \u201cLet me know if this is too tight . . . \u201d<\/p>\n<p>1400\u2014 <strong>Counters to chokes and holds<\/strong> \u2014 During this period of instruction we\u2019re taught how to break out of a front choke, a front head lock, and a front bear hug. Now if I\u2019m every attacked by a wrestler from the WWE I\u2019ll know exactly what to do.<\/p>\n<p>1445 \u2014 <strong>Unarmed manipulations<\/strong> \u2014 When I first went to Boot Camp in the late \u201880s, our close combat instruction was comprised almost entirely of ways to deliver a \u2018killing blow.\u201d In the new program the majority of the techniques consist of non-lethal ways to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lBKrQ4vKkPg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">immobilize our opponent<\/a>. The U.S. has the most lethal military in the history of the world and yet we go out of our way to reduce the number of casualties that we inflict. That\u2019s just one more reason I love my country.<\/p>\n<p>1515 \u2014 <strong>Weapons of opportunity<\/strong> \u2014 The Marine Corps Martial Arts Program\u2019s slogan is \u201cone mind, any weapon.\u201d If we don\u2019t have a rifle, bayonet, or knife handy we can always pick up a stick and put a whooping on the enemy.<\/p>\n<p>1545 \u2014 <strong>Bull in the Ring<\/strong> \u2014 Our class consists of eighteen Marines ranging in age from 18 to 45. For the final event of the day we form a circle with one Marine in the center. One by one, a Marine runs toward the man in the center who uses a hip throw to toss them aside. This is repeated until he throws every man in the circle. We each take our turn, throwing and being thrown. We toss seventeen men and seventeen men toss us. By the end I\u2019m wondering why I didn\u2019t join the Air Force.<\/p>\n<p>1630 \u2014 <strong>Prepare to Leave<\/strong> I cringe after hearing my instructor say, \u2018Be prepared for tomorrow. It won\u2019t be as easy as it was today.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>1700 . . . 5 p.m. \u2014 <strong>Conversation with my wife:<\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My wife: \u2018How was your day.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Me: \u201cIt was fine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My wife: \u201cAnything interesting happen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Me: (pause) \u201cNah, not really . . . \u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>More MCMAP Videos<\/strong> (Although it should go without saying, do not try any of these techniques on your own.)<\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ja4T5BSSlEg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vAkNndRx0so\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k0SB5xlxJIU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lCDvV9LkZzE\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_cSyHxogCB8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p><\/center>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Note: This is my annual post in honor of the Marine Corps birthday.] Today marks the 237th birthday of the finest fighting force in the history of the world. 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