{"id":1188,"date":"2012-11-21T11:25:12","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T11:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/joecarter\/?p=1188"},"modified":"2012-11-21T11:34:18","modified_gmt":"2012-11-21T11:34:18","slug":"33-things-video-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/joecarter\/2012\/11\/33-things-video-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Thirty Three Things (Video Edition)"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>1. <strong>The Trunk Monkey<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8avOiTUcD4Y\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8avOiTUcD4Y\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p>Combing two things all men love: cars and monkeys.<\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>2. <b>M. Ward \u2013 Chinese Translation<\/b><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ToEPFDIzhNA\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ToEPFDIzhNA\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p>The greatest Johnny Cash song that Johnny Cash never sang. Charming and beautiful.<\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>3. The Best of ESPN\u2019s \u201cThis is Sportscenter\u201d Ads<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/puleXDhW34s\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>4. <b>Economics Explained<\/b><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VVp8UGjECt4\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VVp8UGjECt4\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p>If you\u2019ve ever been bored sitting in Econ 101 you\u2019ll enjoy this refreshing explanation by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.standupeconomist.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Yoram Bauman<\/a>, \u201cthe world\u2019s first and only stand-up economist.\u201d I love how he differentiates between macro and micro: Microeconomists are people who are wrong about things in specific. Macroeconomists are people who are wrong about things in general.<\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>5. <strong>Star Trek Cribs<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/eBXal1GAA4A\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/eBXal1GAA4A&amp;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>6. <strong>Terry Tate, Office Linebacker<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/J8702Im2P18\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>7. <strong>Dancing the Charleston to Daft Punk<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/339ixMtHrVk\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/339ixMtHrVk\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p>This ingenious mashup of electronica and 1920s-era Charleston moves is one of my all-time favorite dance videos. <\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>8. <b>Funny Babies<\/b><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/055ZA5kGfAs\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/055ZA5kGfAs\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>9. <strong>A bamboo tumbleweed that clears landmines<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/51887079\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>10. <b>Baby Argument<\/b><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GpVD7ee3tgM\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GpVD7ee3tgM\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>11. <strong>Bond vs. Bond<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/O9C7yYomVuo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>12. <strong>Coach, Wrong Ball<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wkA3nxuMJoM\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wkA3nxuMJoM\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>13. <strong>The Lamp<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TsQXQGaasUg\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TsQXQGaasUg\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p>This classic ad by director Spike Jonze shows how advertisers exploit the power of anthropomorphism.  <\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>14. <strong>How Vikings Really Engaged in Swordfighting<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xFiIDl_mt2c\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>15. <strong>Get Good Karma<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/uTx8ILH09Wc\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/uTx8ILH09Wc\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>16. <strong>The Geek King of Hip Hop<\/strong> \u2014 Move over Timbaland. The greatest hip-hop composer in music today is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ronaldjenkees.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Ronald Jenkees<\/a>, a brilliant, goofy white kid with wicked keyboarding skills. <\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Y3f7vs7it3w\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Y3f7vs7it3w\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>17. <b>First Crush<\/b><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/fY4Epc2XSGc\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/fY4Epc2XSGc\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>18. <b>Procrastination<\/b> <\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"353\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4P785j15Tzk&amp;rel=1\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4P785j15Tzk&amp;rel=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"353\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>19. <strong>Rush Hour<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/SAMAr8y-Vtw\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/SAMAr8y-Vtw\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p>Le Parkour is a physical art form developed by French actor\/acrobat David Belle. This commercial for the BBC demonstrates displays Belle\u2019s amazing prowess. <\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>20. <strong>Brian Regan on Food Labels<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center> <object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/LBko_3wT44Q\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/LBko_3wT44Q\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>21. Daily Affirmation<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qR3rK0kZFkg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>23. <strong>Life after death by PowerPoint<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><embed width=\"430\" height=\"346\" src=\"http:\/\/lads.myspace.com\/videos\/vplayer.swf\" flashvars=\"m=1529637984&amp;type=video\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><\/embed><a href=\"http:\/\/vids.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&amp;videoid=1529637984&amp;title=Life%20After%20Death%20by%20PowerPoint\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><\/a><\/center> \n<p>Comedian\/engineer Don McMillian has a humorous video on the dumb things people do with PowerPoint. (HT: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.presentationzen.com\/presentationzen\/2007\/04\/powerpoint_some.html%20\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Presentation Zen<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>24. <strong>Talk to the Fifth Guy I<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/JIoVqNnIZAY\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/JIoVqNnIZAY\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>25. <strong>Talk to the Fifth Guy II<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YgnNRmx7L7U\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YgnNRmx7L7U\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>26. <strong>Talk to the Fifth Guy III<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/hcEH8U20HSY\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/hcEH8U20HSY\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p>A clever series of PSAs from the Florida Dept. of Health. My favorite line: \u201cHow would I describe Ben to you? The next Black Plague. They\u2019re gonna say, \u2018How did that happen? Was it rats?\u2019 No, it was Ben over at Amalgamated. Responsible for the death of Europe.\u201d <\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>27. <b>Bolero on a 5-string cello<\/b><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/H5MLNMgpywk\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/H5MLNMgpywk\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p>A clever <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stringfever.co.uk\/band.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">family of Brits<\/a> play Ravel\u2019s <em>Bolero<\/em> on a shared cello.<\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>28. <strong>Karma for a Thief<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LSyFPVaST8U\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>29. <b>Two chickens breaking up a fight between two rabbits. <\/b><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/D35uQCtr4EY\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/D35uQCtr4EY\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p><\/p><center>\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0<\/center>\n<p>30. <b>Counseling in Two Easy Words<\/b><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"366\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/BYLMTvxOaeE&amp;rel=1&amp;border=0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/BYLMTvxOaeE&amp;rel=1&amp;border=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"366\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p>31. <strong>Dancing Lessons From James Brown<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Zdz88MBWomo&amp;rel=1\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Zdz88MBWomo&amp;rel=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p>(I always thought \u201cThe Robot\u201d was invented in the \u201980s. Little did I know the Godfather of Soul was bustin that move back in the \u201970s.)<\/p>\n<p>32. <strong>The Epidemic on the Playground<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><\/p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/w6ylxWcwkUM&amp;rel=1\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/w6ylxWcwkUM&amp;rel=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center>\n<p>33. <strong>Why People Should Stop Touching Monkeys<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"1\" color=\"#999999\"><br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/video\/vid\/2245343\" style=\"font: Verdana\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Flight of the conchords<\/a><br><object width=\"425px\" height=\"360px\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/mediaservices.myspace.com\/services\/media\/embed.aspx\/m=2245343,t=1,mt=video\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/mediaservices.myspace.com\/services\/media\/embed.aspx\/m=2245343,t=1,mt=video\" width=\"425\" height=\"360\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><br><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/85561402\" style=\"font: Verdana\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">EuroFelix<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/video\" style=\"font: Verdana\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Myspace Video<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. The Trunk Monkey Combing two things all men love: cars and monkeys. \u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0 2. M. Ward \u2013 Chinese Translation The greatest Johnny Cash song that Johnny Cash never sang. Charming and beautiful. \u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0 3. The Best of ESPN\u2019s \u201cThis is Sportscenter\u201d Ads \u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0\u00b0 4. Economics Explained If you\u2019ve ever been bored sitting in Econ [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1213,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Thirty Three Things (Video Edition)<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"1. 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