{"id":589,"date":"2009-01-31T13:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T13:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/johnbeckett\/2009\/01\/the-dreaded-knock-on-the-door\/"},"modified":"2009-01-31T13:18:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T13:18:00","slug":"the-dreaded-knock-on-the-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/johnbeckett\/2009\/01\/the-dreaded-knock-on-the-door.html","title":{"rendered":"The Dreaded Knock on the Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>There is a Jehovah\u2019s Witness \u201cKingdom Hall\u201d less than a mile from my house \u2013 less than half a mile if you cut through alleys and back yards. So it should come as no surprise that this morning \u2013 while I was preparing for tonight\u2019s Imbolc circle \u2013 I finally got the dreaded knock on the door.<\/p>\n<p>There were two middle-aged men and a very young boy, who handed me the customary copy of The Watchtower (I can never see that name without hearing a Wiccan calling \u201cHail, Guardians of the Watchtowers of the East, Powers of Air, we invoke you and call you\u2026\u201d). The younger of the two men started into his spiel about how God is going destroy all the \u201cevildoers\u201d and reading scripture to support his argument. He threw in a couple of references about environmental stewardship, to which I agreed \u2013 doing the right thing for the wrong reason is still doing the right thing.<\/p>\n<p>As I stood there listening, I was conflicted about how to respond. 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