{"id":13472,"date":"2011-03-15T09:25:44","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T16:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/johnshore\/?p=13472"},"modified":"2011-03-15T09:25:44","modified_gmt":"2011-03-15T16:25:44","slug":"tim-pawlenty-and-gomer-pyle-separated-at-birth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/johnshore\/2011\/03\/tim-pawlenty-and-gomer-pyle-separated-at-birth\/","title":{"rendered":"Tim Pawlenty and Gomer Pyle: Separated at Birth?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Be afraid.<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-13473\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/johnshore\/2011\/03\/15\/tim-pawlenty-and-gomer-pyle-separated-at-birth\/images-1\/\" 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