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Walking to our car after our yoga class last night, my wife and I were chatting about women generally, and her in particular, wearing yoga pants in public.<\/p>\n

Once in our car, after a long moment of silence, she said, \u201cSo here\u2019s the bottom line. If a woman wears yoga pants in public, she\u2019s being either way too sexy, or way too gross.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, I don\u2019t know if those are the only two choices,\u201d\u00a0I said.<\/p>\n

\u201cYes, they are,\u201d she said. \u201cWomen can\u2019t wear the most comfortable pants ever,<\/em> because if they do, every man who sees them will immediately\u00a0want to do one of two things: masturbate or vomit.\u201d<\/p>\n

I cracked up so hard I couldn\u2019t even start the car.<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah,\u201d she said. \u201cI\u2019ll let you know when that\u2019s funny.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"