Not your father’s Hanes

Not your father’s Hanes December 6, 2011

If you are still looking for that perfect gift for the male in the family, here is the perfect solution.

Buck Naked Underwear.

There are nearly 1,400 review online.

Who knew men felt so strongly about their briefs?

This is one of my favorite reviews:

Do you occasionally suffer from any of the following conditions on the job: gig butt, monkey butt, gigabutt, swamp butt, bat wings? Are the cutesy boxers that the wife picked up at the big box store not cutting the mustard? Then get these. They fit well, they don’t ride up, and most importantly for us workin’ folk, they help cut down on the serious medical conditions listed above. You never know when swamp butt will strike, but when it does, it can make a 12 hour work call seem like a sentence in the gulag. Avoid that pain in the rear, and other places, with these.

 

I grew up in the land of gators and snakes but I confess I don’t have a clue what swamp butt is and I hope I never find out. But if I ever got it, I’d pay $25 to get rid of it.

That’s how much a pair of Buck Naked underpants will cost ya.

These are not your father’s Hanes. A six-pack will cost you a couple hundred bucks.

But how can you resist the Duluth promise?

– no pinch

– no stink

– no sweat

 

Talk about your branding success. I bet you still remember this company’s logo on the 4th of July.

But don’t just take my word for it:

SOOOO comfortable. So easy to pack. Feels like nothing but soft against my skin yet very supportive without binding. Good for a couple of days wearing without stretching, too!

 

Then, again, you might want to rethink buying a pair of briefs that your man only changes out every couple of days.

 

 


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