A Haunted House For Liberals

A Haunted House For Liberals October 27, 2017

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It’s that Halloween time again, Disbelievers. A chill is in the air. The alt-right is marching in the street juggling tiki torches and pumpkin spice lattes.

AND THERE ARE HELL HOUSES.

Hell houses, as I’m sure you’re aware of, are designed by some very creative and deranged Christians. The purpose of the scary experience is to scare Satan out of you and jam Jesus into your heart.

But what does a Hell House look like for liberals?

Here are 3 rooms…

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