{"id":4147,"date":"2016-07-26T13:00:25","date_gmt":"2016-07-26T17:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/laughingindisbelief\/?p=4147"},"modified":"2016-07-26T13:07:16","modified_gmt":"2016-07-26T17:07:16","slug":"10-reasons-why-i-get-along-with-my-girlfriends-dildo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/laughingindisbelief\/2016\/07\/10-reasons-why-i-get-along-with-my-girlfriends-dildo\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Reasons Why I Get Along With My Girlfriend’s Dildo"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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Ouch!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/p>

Every once in a while a fundamentalist will take a stand against the evils of self-love. Masturbation.<\/em> It makes sense when you think about self-loathing being the bedrock of Christianity. There\u2019s a story that Martin Luther considered human beings along the lines of excrement covered in snow. We look nice, but we are smelly, dirty waste products.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hallelujah.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Here is my pro-sex, pro my girlfriend\u2019s dildo list of fun!<\/strong><\/p>\n

*Note: This is not about my current girlfriend. This disclosure should do the trick, right?<\/strong><\/em>
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Someone looks happy.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

10. It\u2019s not a competition; it\u2019s a partnership.<\/h2>\n

When I\u2019m dating someone new, I realize that I\u2019m the new guy entering a pre-existing relationship with whatever sexual implements present AND my\u00a0girlfriend. That may make some men feel like they are competing for the orgasmic attention. This is the wrong way to frame the situation.<\/strong><\/p>\n

It\u2019s not me against the sex toy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

It\u2019s me and the sex toy teaming up to achieve worthwhile goals. Sexy goals.<\/strong><\/p>\n


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9. I do not mix my Martinis with her sex toy when she\u2019s not at home.<\/h2>\n

Dildos can be used \u00a0for a lot of non-sexy fun. Here are some 0ther things I don\u2019t do with her sex toy when she\u2019s at work:<\/strong><\/p>\n