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This parody of Twilight<\/em><\/a> takes only a few minutes to read, and it\u2019s much more entertaining than the film (in my opinion, anyway).<\/p>\n

There are links strewn throughout that lead to even more funny stuff, many of which are just excerpts straight from the book. (Check out The Catalog here<\/a>.) Yes, it\u2019s chock full of spoilers, so if you want the movie to surprise you, run away.<\/p>\n

I suspect that Twilight<\/em>\u2018s going to rank among the most-parodied films of all time.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"