{"id":222,"date":"2011-11-06T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T16:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/lovejoyfeminism\/2011\/11\/vision-forum-quick-takes-part-ii\/"},"modified":"2012-08-10T00:26:26","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T04:26:26","slug":"vision-forum-quick-takes-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/lovejoyfeminism\/2011\/11\/vision-forum-quick-takes-part-ii.html","title":{"rendered":"Vision Forum Quick Takes Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

I\u2019m in the mood for a little levity. Therefore, in the spirit of that feeling, I offer you Vision Forum Quick Takes part two! (Note: This is not meant to be serious commentary on serious issues.)<\/span>
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\nBecause we all know communism didn\u2019t end when the Soviet Union fell two decades ago! It\u2019s goal today is to take over the United States! <\/span>
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\nBecause, you know, what you need most are more things to worry about! <\/span>
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\nWe\u2019ll need them when the communists\/socialists come to take over, and then you\u2019ll thank us!<\/span>
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\nAnd if you DO take our guns, we\u2019ll STILL be ready for the communists\/socialists! <\/span>
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\nThey aren\u2019t just after our guns! They\u2019re after our CLOTHES too! <\/span><\/p>\n


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\nAnd our eggs!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Because seven billion people just isn\u2019t enough! Besides, if we don\u2019t have eight or ten children each, how will we fight the communists\/socialists? <\/span><\/p>\n

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This way all the science nerds will be on our side in time to face the communist\/socialist take over! <\/span><\/p>\n

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\nBecause if our homegrown army defects, how will we stand up against the communists and socialists? <\/span><\/p>\n

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And now we give your our ultimate goal: instituting Biblical Law. (Seriously, the author of these books advocates stoning rebellious teenagers, because, you know, that\u2019s what the Old Testament says to do.)<\/span>
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\nThere, now I feel better! Also, I\u2019m reminded just how nice it is to NOT be afraid of things like a communist socialist invasion! <\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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