{"id":50458,"date":"2020-12-10T05:01:25","date_gmt":"2020-12-10T09:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/lovejoyfeminism\/?p=50458"},"modified":"2020-12-08T18:23:34","modified_gmt":"2020-12-08T22:23:34","slug":"the-vaccine-distribution-is-going-to-go-great","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/lovejoyfeminism\/2020\/12\/the-vaccine-distribution-is-going-to-go-great.html","title":{"rendered":"The Vaccine Distribution Is Going to Go GREAT"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Guillermo Maldonado is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rightwingwatch.org\/post\/guillermo-maldonado-tells-his-congregation-not-to-accept-the-covid-19-vaccine\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">the pastor of<\/a> a megachurch in Florida:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cPeople, I want you to look at me,\u201d Maldonado <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/fS1pgm-V8wo\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">said<\/a>, as he frequently switched between speaking English and Spanish. \u201cThat is exactly what is happening with COVID-19. They\u2019re preparing the structure for the Antichrist. How? The vaccine. They\u2019re gonna demand for you to have the vaccine in your passport, otherwise you will not be able to travel. Because they are preparing the way.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe vaccines, they are made to alter your DNA,\u201d he continued. \u201cThey are made to track you down. Do not [take] the vaccine. Believe in the blood of Jesus. Believe in divine immunity.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes, you read that right:\u00a0Guillermo warned his congregation not to get the vaccine, because it\u2019s preparation for the antichrist and the Mark of the Beast, and will change their DNA, and includes a tracking beacon of some sort.<\/p>\n<p>This is\u00a0<em>all\u00a0<\/em>going to go great, it\u2019s going to go great, great, great.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, what is there even to add, really?<\/p>\n<p>On some level, this feels like a perfect storm. Are vaccines going to go on people\u2019s passports? No, but people will probably have to provide proof of vaccination to travel\u2014or go to a concert, etc. To someone already primed to be looking for the future \u201cMark of the Beast,\u201d it\u2019s easy to see how this would be downright intoxicating. You can see how easy it would be to spin this into something incredibly nefarious\u2014it\u00a0<em>feels\u00a0<\/em>off almost naturally.<\/p>\n<p>And then there\u2019s the fact that we\u2019re talking about a\u00a0<em>vaccine,\u00a0<\/em>which means that the anti-vaxxers can plug right in. Anti-vaxxers talk\u00a0<em>a lot\u00a0<\/em>about all the bad dangerous things that are in vaccines\u2014in that context, claiming there\u2019s going to be a computer chip in the vaccine isn\u2019t <em>that much<\/em> of a stretch, unfortunately.<\/p>\n<p>Now, if only we could convince conservatives that\u00a0<em>Facebook\u00a0<\/em>is the mark of the beast.<\/p>\n<p><b>I have a <\/b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/lovejoyfeminism\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>Patreon<\/b><\/a><b>! 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