{"id":100504,"date":"2017-06-17T00:53:13","date_gmt":"2017-06-17T07:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=100504"},"modified":"2017-06-15T09:57:09","modified_gmt":"2017-06-15T16:57:09","slug":"aussie-reader-cryptic-sense-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2017\/06\/aussie-reader-cryptic-sense-humor.html","title":{"rendered":"An Aussie Reader with a Cryptic Sense of Humor&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026writes to inform me:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The state border between Western Australia and the rest of the great continent of Australia is the last surviving line of the Papal Line of Demarcation established by Pope Alexander VI in 1493 dividing the known world between the Spanish and the Portuguese.<\/p>\n<p>No Trump supporters will know how to respond.<\/p>\n<p>Full time score: Shea, 1; Trump supporters, nil.<\/p>\n<p>Here endeth the lesson.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m not sure what any of this means, but it is a consolation to know that we will have a firm foothold in Magisterial teaching when we launch our War of Liberation to free Australia from Spanish Communist control. \u00a0It\u2019s time for us to bring freedom and democracy to your country, mates! \u00a0No more Commie free health care and lack of guns for you! \u00a0Have some white phosphorus and depleted uranium!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026writes to inform me: The state border between Western Australia and the rest of the great continent of Australia is the last surviving line of the Papal Line of Demarcation established by Pope Alexander VI in 1493 dividing the known world between the Spanish and the Portuguese. 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