{"id":101332,"date":"2017-10-16T11:02:09","date_gmt":"2017-10-16T18:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=101332"},"modified":"2017-10-16T11:04:10","modified_gmt":"2017-10-16T18:04:10","slug":"my-religion-is-cooler-than-yours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2017\/10\/my-religion-is-cooler-than-yours.html","title":{"rendered":"My religion is cooler than yours"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

My pal Tom McDonald, finder of astonishing Catholic arcana, will periodically make that remark when he posts some amazing oddity out of Catholic history and culture.\u00a0 I thought of that the other day when\u00a0we were having one of those discussions about the Catholic Puritan strategy for shutting down whatever it is the Catholic Puritan hates with the tried and true, \u201cWould the Immaculate Conception do or say X?\u201d<\/p>\n

The backdrop of the conversation was the firing of Rebecca Bratten Weiss at Franciscan University and the sudden vapor the Super Duper Best Catholics of All Time were having over teaching books besides the Chronicles of Narnia<\/em> and Little House on the Prairie<\/em>.\u00a0 You know, icky books for grownups like Lolita<\/em>.\u00a0 And she even enjoys Game of Thrones.\u00a0 So the standard cry went up:\u00a0 \u201cWould the Immaculate Conception read such books?\u00a0Would the Immaculate Conception be able to sit in on one of your classes?\u201d<\/p>\n

Rebecca tartly replied: \u201cA middle aged Jewish woman surviving in occupied territory who saw her Son executed by the conservative religious leaders in collusion with the Imperial forces could sit through more than l ever have.\u201d<\/p>\n

Well played.\u00a0 And it may be added that other iteration\u00a0I have\u00a0heard over the years include, \u201cWould the Immaculate Conception wear pants? Would the immaculate Conception wear perfume? Would the Immaculate Conception read Harry Potter?'\u201d\u00a0 All you have to do is ask the question in a tone of moral horror and revulsion about anything you don\u2019t like and assume that the Blessed Mother is a fragile orchid whom a breath could wither and you can shout down practically anything.<\/p>\n

At which point Pete Vere, practically the only on-line Traditionalist who makes me like Traditionalists, remarked:<\/p>\n

Again, when it comes to Catholicism, traditionalism ought never be confused with fundamentalism.<\/p>\n

Thus as a Byzantine Catholic, I will venture a traditional response written (painted) in rebuttal to those during past Christological controversy who asserted Christ\u2019s Divine nature at the expense of His human nature. This venerable icon is known in the East as Galaktotrophousa (Milk nourishing):<\/p>\n

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He then adds:<\/p>\n

Here is a Western version, dated 1146, from Speyer Cathedral, of Mary nourishing St Bernard de Clairveaux by spraying him in the mouth with her breast milk as baby Jesus laughs:<\/p>\n

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And yes, this is a Real Thing:<\/p>\n

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The Immaculate Conception is a lot tougher, more peculiar, and funnier than you think.\u00a0 So remember:\u00a0The next time people wield the Blessed Mother as a sort of Puritan cudgel (\u201cWould the Immaculate Conception wear pants\/put on perfume\/read Harry Potter\/listen to that song\/watch that movie\/etc\u201d) remind yourself that one of the few things we actually know about our Lady from Scripture is that, when the party stalled, she was the one telling Jesus to get going with making sure the wine was flowing by the gallon.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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