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From here in Seattle comes this hilarious video.\u00a0 Normally, when you get drunk and decide to break into a car using a mop, the security cam just records you silently and a few cops see it.\u00a0 But when you chose to do it in the parking lot of KIRO-TV, our local CBS affiliate, you are suddenly ushered into a whole new level of public humiliation.\u00a0 Not only does your face go out to a lot more people than it would if did this in a convenience store parking lot, but you discover that your exploits are voiced over by the best sports reporter talent in the area using state of the art technology to make you the most famous butt of a joke in western Washington and (with the internet) perhaps the world:<\/p>\n

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