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You\u2019re at a party. A pretty girl walks up to you and says, \u201cSo. Where was your house located 240 million years ago?\u201d<\/p>\n

And you have no idea.<\/em> She looks at you in disgust and pity. Somebody standing nearby whirls around, points at you, laughs like Nelson Muntz and says, \u201cWhat a maroon! What an ignoranimous!\u201d<\/p>\n

Your cheeks burn with shame and you think, \u201cIt\u2019s happened again<\/em>!\u201d<\/p>\n

Well, no more, citizen! NO MORE!<\/p>\n

Thanks to Ian Webster, you can now search for your address (or any address you please) across 540 million years of earth history<\/a>. Women* will desire you, men** will fear you. All*** shall respect you!<\/p>\n

*Named Amy Farrah Fowler<\/p>\n

**Named Sheldon Cooper<\/p>\n

***For very specific and highly limited parameters of the word \u201call\u201d<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"