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Today, my toadies, suckups, sycophants, and shuffling lackeys, I command you to contemplate the question, \u201cWhat is it about Japan that these stories always seem to come from there?\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n

Your secondary task, analyze this video <\/a>for any subliminal messages that may cause non-Japanese viewers or listeners to start manifesting Japanese levels of weirdness.<\/p>\n

That is all!<\/p>\n

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Today, my toadies, suckups, sycophants, and shuffling lackeys, I command you to contemplate the question, \u201cWhat is it about Japan that these stories always seem to come from there?\u201d Your secondary task, analyze this video for any subliminal messages that may cause non-Japanese viewers or listeners to start manifesting Japanese levels of weirdness. 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