{"id":3075,"date":"2010-07-22T20:21:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-22T20:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2010\/07\/ripping-the-lid-off-the-soft-underbelly-of-the-garden-of-mixed-metaphors\/"},"modified":"2014-12-31T15:25:16","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T22:25:16","slug":"ripping-the-lid-off-the-soft-underbelly-of-the-garden-of-mixed-metaphors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2010\/07\/ripping-the-lid-off-the-soft-underbelly-of-the-garden-of-mixed-metaphors.html","title":{"rendered":"Ripping the Lid off the Soft Underbelly of the Garden of Mixed Metaphors!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>


Behold!<\/p>\n

Photographic evidence of the Richert Visit.<\/p>\n

The whitish glare is caused by the Marian apparition and the thrusters of the alien spacecraft firing just out of frame.<\/p>\n

The people in the background may well be Jews.<\/p>\n

Or Masons.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve said too much already.<\/p>\n

We can\u2019t get out.<\/p>\n

We can\u2019t get out.<\/p>\n

They are coming\u2026.<\/p>\n

Oh, and here is Bigfoot, because no conspiracy is complete without him.
You know, when you consider that Starbucks<\/a>, Microsoft <\/a>*and* Twilight <\/a>are major exports of Washington State, I think you can agree that the Bigfoot\/Shea\/Richert\/Sirico Axis of Evil is highly plausible.<\/p>\n

So drink your double tall, log on, and take the week end to savor the prose stylings of Stephanie Meyer (a suspiciously Jewish-sounding name). The Cabal is your friend. Trust the Cabal.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s one of our upcoming public service initiatives:<\/p>\n