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\u2026and tries to pretend that the Catholic faith is whatever happens to be pleasing to the empty space between his ears<\/a>.<\/p>\n

How vacuous do you have to be before the Boston Globe <\/em>says, \u201cNo, this anti-Catholic screed is too dumb even for us.\u201d So far there appears to be no bottom.<\/p>\n

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\u2026and tries to pretend that the Catholic faith is whatever happens to be pleasing to the empty space between his ears. 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